namjoon: don't you think that this is crazy
seokjin: what
namjoon: my heart is beating so loudly right now
seokjin: *blushes* why?
namjoon: there's a cockroach near your feet
seokjin: *jumps into mid-air*
YOU ARE READING
// -bts incorrect quotes- \\
Humor:) ps: all the chapters involving a ship [ex. taekook, jikook, namjin, yoonseok, vmin, etc] are not intended to be shipped. i dont ship any of the members with each other or myself, all is for comedy purposes.