Jenna : morning
Tegan : u mean afternoon its 1
Jenna : still morning to me
Tegan : what happend to staying up all night
Jenna ; well Daniel passed out at 6 i did at 7
Tegan : ah well good thing u got sleep might not be much but aleast you've had some
Jenna ; yh

I grab us a blood bag and we eat

Tegan : much better then last night's
Jenna : oh god yh
Tegan : oh god they were awful
Jenna : beyond awful
Daniel : what's awful
Jenna ; your face

We all start laughing

Daniel : haha funny shut the fuck up
Jenna : meh
Tegan : here
Daniel ; thanks

I hand him the blood bag

Tegan : how did u sleep
Daniel : ok my necks a littke stiff but apart from that good
Jenna ; aleast your neck didn't get snapped
Daniel : atchally it did and aleast your partner didn't die on there wedding day
Jenna ; well um

I clear my throat

Daniel : chill out
Jenna ; yh

The door then goes and i get it

Tegan ; hey
Jake : hi

I hug him

Daniel ; sup
Jake ; hi how are u man
Daniel ; I'm good how are u
Jake ; fantastic
Daniel : good
Jenna ; and your back to annoy me
Jake ; u love secretly
Jenna : sure right I'm gonna see james I'm gonna...shoot my shot
Daniel : go on Jenna
Jake ; about fucking time
Tegan : it really is
Jenna : yh well wish me luck
Tegan ; we are
Daniel : bye

She goes

Jake : I'm gonna stay the night so when u finish work I'll be here
Tegan : aww
Daniel : just move in with each other already
Jake : we are once our contracts end
Tegan : yh which is only 4 months away
Jake : yh and then i can piss Jenna off everyday
Daniel : so nice
Jake : i know
Daniel : well if today goes good maybe jenna will move in with james
Tegan ; i hope so
Daniel ; me to she does desver happyniess
Jake : so do u
Daniel : if your saying i need to find someone don't
Jake : I'm not I'm just saying u desver happyniess aswell
Daniel : thanks but we all do
Tegan : yh but u most
Daniel : mhm
Jake : right what are we doing 
Tegan : chilling
Daniel : sounds good I'm shatterd still
Tegan : yh not like you've had a few hours of sleep the past few days
Jake : let me guess you've stayed up all night
Daniel : pretty much
Jake : classic
Daniel ; i know but sleep is boring
Tegan ; u need sleep to survive
Daniel : your vampiers im a hybrid we can live with no sleep the only things that would kill us if a steak went throw our heart or someone rips our hearts .
Tegan : ok smartie pants
Daniel : just saying
Jake ; we should play a game
Tegan ; what type of game
Jake : never have i ever if we have we take a drink
Daniel : yes
Tegan ; ok I'll get the things
Jake : ok

I get up getting shot glasses and i get some alcohol and i walk back

Jake : I'll start off Never have I ever gone skinny dipping

Daniel takes a shot

Daniel : u guys haven't
Tegan : nope
Jake : no
Daniel : wow ok
Tegan : never have i ever cheated

Jake takes one

Daniel : wait on her
Jake ; yes but this was years ago
Tegan : and clearly we sorted this 
Daniel : wow ok I'll go Never have I ever sent a dirty text to the wrong person

I take a drink

Jake : never have i ever been to an adult store

We all take a drink 

Tegan : nice Never have I ever Stole something with a higher value than $10

None of us drink

Daniel : were all good
Jake : yh
Daniel : Never have I ever eaten food that fell on the floor

Daniel and jake eat

Tegan : ew
Daniel : 5 second rule
Jake : yh
Tegan : yuck
Jake : Never have I ever Been in handcuffs for fun or real life

I take a drink

Daniel ; u 2 kinky
Tegan ; atchally not him
Jake ; wait so u got arrested
Tegan : no um saras hen night as the night went on more strippers arrived and handcuffed me to the chair
Daniel : oh god ok
Jake : nice
Tegan : Never have I ever been invited to a threesome

Both daniel and jake drink

Tegan : woah wait wait
Jake : yh years ago me and daniel were at a party and this girl came over and straight up asked
Daniel : we both refused
Tegan : ok wow
Daniel : Never have I ever dropped my phone in the toilet

I hit him and then i drink

Daniel : still the funniest thing in the world
Tegan : shut up
Jake : Never have I ever had a one night stand

We all drink

Tegan : never have i ever walked into a glass window
Daniel : rude

He takes a drink

Daniel : never have i ever pulled a push door

I drink

Jake : never have i ever laughed so hard I peed a little

I take a drink

Daniel : ew
Tegan : your face is ew
Jake ; god
Tegan ; right I'm gonna get ready for work see ya
Jake : bye

I get up going upstairs and i go to my room getting in my uniform and i put my hair up going down stairs

Tegan : see u guys
Daniel : bye
Jake : love u

I kiss him

Tegan : love u too

I walk out the door walking to work

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