Skip a few weeks
James : ay look whos finally up
Tegan : been up for ages atchally my waters broke and now my contractions are 3 minutes apart ans my ob wants me to come in
Jenna : oh fuck ok James take her down to your car amd call daniel tell him to get the soonest flight back to portland now and I'll get the baby back
James : ok come on
Tegan : oh u son of bitch this hurts
Jenna : go
James : we are
We walk out the door getting in James's car and he calls daniel and then Jenna comes and we arrive at the hospital where i get taken to a room .
Tegan ; this needs to be over now
Jenna : how are u feeling pain your vampier we don't feel pain
James : well u gotta think about it shes pushing 2 babies out of a really small place .
Jenna ; i know
Tegan ; ah fuck if this is only 4 centimetres what the fuck is 10 gonna be like .
James : I'm scared for the workers to have to deal with u
Tegan : don't let me kill anyone
Jenna : trust me were stop u
James : why do i have a feeling were gonna have to compell a lot of people day
Jenna : cause i think we are
Tegan : daniel better get here soon
James ; he said hes gonna try his best to get here before u give birth
Jenna : hes stupid he knew u were gonna go into Labour any day now but he still went to LA
Tegan : shut up
Jenna : ok
I stand up
James : what are u doing
Tegan ; I've read walking around and moving helps so thats what I'm doing
Jenna : sit on the yoga ball its fun
I sit on the yoga ball
Tegan : ouch
James : i feel so bad but this is so funny
Jenna : james
James : I'm sorry i don't know what to do when seriouse things happen i just laugh . Mean we all know what happend at my dads funeral
Tegan ; yh u laughed
James : exscaly that was seroise and sad and then u had me laughing
Jenna : yh
James : I'm sorry for finding this funny laughing
Tegan : no laugh it up cause once I'm not pregnant anyone i will snapping your neck
We all start laughing
Tegan : ah
Jenna : I'd run
James : yh once shes given birth tho i wanna carry on watching her go throw pain
I hit him
Jenna : nice shot
Tegan : i know
James : Daniels messaged he said hes manged to get a flight and he'll be here in a dew hours and he also said make sure Tegan doesn't give birth before he gets there.
Tegan : tell him to hurry the fuck up then cause i do not intend for them be in my uterus for much longer. Ugh
James : ok
I get back up amd i get in the bed and a nurse comes in and i get an epidural
Jenna : thank fuck the twins didn't go into me now that needle was huge
Tegan ; but i feel a lot better now and u don't have to get it but i chose to get it done
Jenna : i know but fuck that needle
James : right throw the spike ugh makes me wanna be sick
Tegan : well theres a sick bucket there be sick in that
James : yh
Jenna : so can u not feel a thing now
Tegan : not really
Jenna ; wonders of medicine
Tegan : its amazing
James : but being vampiers is better and amazing
Jenna : much better
Tegan : for sure
Jenna : only thing suck is not being able to get pregante but oh well aleast no pain for me
James : we can adopt in a few years
Jenna : yes
Tegan : see u have kids maybe not u giving birth but u still get kids
Jenna : yh
Tegan : but aleast u aren't having your bestfriend babies and they get taken away from u even tho there not yours but they feel like yours.
They both go quiet
Tegan ; I'm just gonna shut up
I grab my phone and i go on that for a while and we all just chill out for hours .
Tegan : woah i feel a lot of pressure
James ; do u want me to get someone
Tegan : yh
James : on it
He walks out
Jenna : this could be it
Tegan : i hope so
Jenna : but daniel he needs to hurry and get here
Tegan ; that he does
Leah ; hi
Tegan ; hi
Leah ; he said u felt a lot pressure
Tegan : yh
Leah ; ok I'm just gonna have a look
She has a look
Leah ; ok they are ready to come u are 10 centimetres
Tegan : ok
James : I'm gonna wait out side cause i don't wanna see something
Jenna ; bye
James : good luck
Tegan : thanks
He walks out and a few nurses comes in
Leah : ok your having a contraction so i want u to do a big push
Jenna : u got this
I start pushing
Leah : that was good u want every push to be like that
Tegan : ah
Leah : u ready
Tegan : no
Jenna : yes u are come on
Tegan ; fine ow
Leah ; push
I push again and daniel comes in and he comes over grabbing my hand
Tegan ; u idiot
Daniel ; i know i shouldn't of gone but I'm here
Leah : ok i see his head 1 big push
Jenna : already
Leah ; some babies are born quicker then other
Jenna : wow ok
Tegan : uh
Daniel : u got this
Tegan : don't see u pushing u don't know i got this ah
Daniel : ow ow ow my hand
Leah : ok push
I push again and not long of pushing i hear crying
Leah : ok baby A is out
Tegan : omg
Daniel : wow
Tegan : go look
Daniel ; ok
He walks over
Jenna : u can hold my hand
I grab her hand
Daniel ; hes adorble
Leah ; right Tegan u ready again
Tegan : uhh
Leah ; you've done it once u can do it again come on i believe in u
Jenna : all of us do
Tegan : ok
I push a load more times and baby B was finally born .
Daniel : u were amazing
Tegan : mhm
Daniel ; do u want to hold them
Tegan : no i want u all to go
Jenna : huh
Tegan : i want u all to leave i want to be on my own
Leah ; yh probley best i need to do a few things with Tegan if u 2 follow Ellie u can go with the twins
Daniel : were be back soon
Jenna : yh
Tegan : go
Jenna : ok
They out and leah does what she need to do and she goes and i do my own thing for a while.
Daniel : hi
Tegan : yep
Daniel : what are u doing why are u getting dressed
Tegan : I'm leaving
Daniel : u need to heal
Tegan ; I'm a vampier I've healed
Daniel ; yh
Tegan : heres the bag you'll need it
Daniel ; u not wondering what the boys name are
Tegan : not really
Daniel : what you've been begging to know Now u don't wanna know
Tegan ; yep
Daniel : well baby A as u called him his names alex and B is noah
Tegan : cool
Daniel ; i named noah after your brother
Tegan : kinda gatherd
Daniel ; you've turned your humility off
Tegan ; that took u a long time to realise thought u were smarter guess i was wrong
Daniel : why , why would u turn it off
Tegan : cause i can
Daniel : omg
Tegan : right bye
Daniel : Tegan
Tegan : what
Daniel : don't leave
Tegan : u can't stop now adios
I walk out of the room and i walk out the hospital and I'm hungry
Tegan ; hey can i borrow your phone mines dead need to order a uber
Man : sure
Tegan : can we move over here a bit more its a bit loud
Man : yh
He hands me his phone and we move away from the doors
Tegan ; don't make a noise
I bite into his neck and drink his blood but i make sure not to much he lives still
Tegan : forget what happend
Man ; ok
I hand his phone and i walk away and i clean my mouth
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