Naruto Facebook

3- Pancakes

Naruto has updated his status-

Do you like Waffles?

Comments-

Sakura- Naruto, no one is going to want waffles, it's unhealthy for us

Sai- Yeah we like waffles

Kakashi- Yeah we like waffles

Sakura- You're not proving my point

Naruto- Do you like pancakes?

Sakura- That's not funny!

Sai- Yeah we like pancakes

Kakashi- Do you like French toast?

Naruto- Yeah we like French toast

Sai- doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Sakura- ?????

Naruto- Oh it was a song from something we watched

Sakura- Oh really? What was it called?

Naruto- Do you like waffles?

Sakura- There's no way this is a song

Sai- Naruto show her

Naruto- Already on my way

Sakura- What are you-

Sakura- NARUTO, WHAT THE F*#K ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?

Naruto- Just listen to the dang song

Sakura- I stand corrected, it is a song
Naruto, Sai, Kakashi and 15 others like this comment

Kiba has updated his status-

Yo Naruto, what does the fox say?

Comments-

Naruto- huh

Kiba- Dog goes woof

Naruto- I know that, who doesn't

Yugito- Cat goes meow

Naruto- Wtf? I thought you were dead

Sai- Bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeak

Naruto- I know

Sakura- Cow goes moo

Gamabunta- Frog goes croak

Naruto- You have Facebook?

Chouji- And the elephant goes toot

Naruto- Are you saying that because you're a f...something

Sasuke- Ducks say quack

Naruto- Sasuke! I didn't know you had Facebook

Kisame- And fish go blub

Naruto- Fish don't make any sound

TenTen- And the seal goes ow ow ow

Naruto- Okay...

Killer Bee- But there's one sound that no one knows...

Naruto- What sound?

Tsunade- What does the fox say?

Naruto- -_______-

Kakashi- Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Naruto- No

Ino- What the fox says

Naruto- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE FOX SAYS! HE SAYS KILL YOU ALL

Chouji- We're sorry

Sakura- Naruto, did you forget to take your pills

Naruto- ....where are they?

Sakura- *sigh* On the counter

Naruto- Oh, thanks Sakura-chan

Naruto- Anyway, f#@k all of you

Temari- But we didn't do anything

Naruto- Fine f#!k everyone except the sand

Sakura- Naruto....

Naruto- *gulp*

Kiba- Why is Sakura chasing Naruto around

Hinata- B-because Naruto-kun said an insult to all of us

Kiba- Now I feel like I started this

Shino- That's because you did

Ino- Gosh Kiba you're such an idiot

Kiba- Grrr