Rogerina x Brian (ft Roger Waters)

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Rogerina awoke in the morning and had peed the bed and noticing a huge bulge sticking out of her crotch wanted to investigate by rushing to the bathroom. She noticed Brian taking a shit on the toilet and it reeked of Brian's crumbly anus.

Brian is constipated and looks like a brown hulk with veins all over his face and he looks like a scrunched up piece of paper. Rogerina takes her knickers down and realises she has a big ugly dick and turned to face Brian still struggling with his shit. She tells Brian to look and Brian stands up as little pieces of turd leak down his ass and then Rogerina gets the strangest idea

"Let's frickle frackle"

"Okay"

The two wretched creatures jump into the bathtub and Rogerina shoves her newly found dick up Brian's ass as they mourn all night long but Rogerina's dick gets stuck up Brian's ass as he cums as they've never fucked before and don't know how to work it and the cum glues the dick in the ass and they struggle to get freed.

They're in Roger Waters' drug den and after a long day of recording concept albums he wants to take a shower. He sees these two rodents invading his bathtub and screams like Careful Eugene style and shoots them in the ass and they drown in their own sticky cum blood.

The end.

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