Georgia was fine she supposed. After all it was only a bruise. A bruise so kindly inflicted on her by her adoring boyfriend do... "SUSAN !!!!" alas i cannot tell her boyfreind's name because now we must discuss her sister.
Georgia's sister Susan was about three years old and was a s cute as can be, but she was always trying to steal the cookie jar ( that used to be hers) from Pooches. Pooches was their dead cat. Mother had always loved Susan more that their skeletal cat, but mother was very religious and she believed that God would send them to be eaten alive if they messed with anything even close to dead. which was ironic because she adored steak. Georgia figured this was what happened because it usually was, despite mothers frantic attempts to save her daughter like throwing bottles of holy water at her ,trying to force her to become Jewish, and even going as far as to read her 50 shades of grey to show her the true meaning of satanity(thankfully she didn't understand any of what was going on in the book. For, example in her mind the part where it says "he smacked my but" was her father smacking her for stealing cookies.
Ignoring the havoc that was about to occur downstairs Georgia straightened her hair. she was going to diner with her boyfreind do...
SORRY NO MORE TIME IN THIS CHAPTER, MABEY YOU CaN LEARN HIS NAME IN THE NEXT ONE
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dances with (not) wolves
Randomi cant even tell you. just read it. hopefully its amusing. P.S its not really supposed to be good...its... you'll get it.