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[18] the butthole one

The Butthole One// Yoonkook

Summary// When Jungkook loses a bet, his best friend makes him get an ass tattoo. Who would've guessed that Yoongi was so hot? And so willing to give an ass tattoo, too.

Wordcount// 4147

DISCLAIMER: This story contains a set of kinks which include degrading, praise, slurs, spanking, exhibitionism, slight voyeurism, amongst others. If you are uncomfortable with any of these topics, please refrain from continuing. Thank you!

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"This is a terrible idea."

"It's not that bad."

"What do you mean, 'it's not that bad'? I'm about to get an ass tattoo!" Jungkook said, face flushing red when Taehyung just chuckled next to him.

"Hey, it's not my fault you lost that bet. I told you that you wouldn't be able to fit that many flaming hot Cheetos up your nose. There was no way," Taehyung continued, bursting into a fit of laughter before resuming, "Besides, it's better than a tramp-stamp."

"KIM TAEHYUNG I SWEAR TO GOD–" Jungkook was this close to popping a vein if it weren't for the handsome man in the counter who called his name.

"Jeon Jungkook?"

"Y-Yes."

"Great! You're here. I'm Jung Hoseok. Could you please fill these forms out for me..?" He said, handing him a clipboard and a black inked pen. Jungkook would've probably stayed there staring at the guy's face if it weren't for Taehyung shoving him on the side.

"Uh– Yeah. Y-Yeah, sure," Jungkook said, taking the clipboard and the pen.

The forms didn't take very long to fill. It was just a bunch of things about consent, age, allergies. Y'know, the basics. Now, don't get him wrong, Jungkook had multiple tattoos. He had many on his arms, some on his upper back, but never– and I mean never, had he considered the possibility of getting an ass tattoo. The worst part? Taehyung chose the goddamn thing. It wasn't even on his ass cheek. Taehyung set very specific rules that apparently Jungkook had to follow. One of them being; the tattoo has to surround his asshole.

Like. What the fuck.

As you can probably guess; it took a while to find a tattoo artist who wasn't either a total creep, or unprofessional. Jungkook had a vague memory of being tattooed by this one before. Y'know, one if those drunk tattoos you get when you're in college, stressed about grades– not that Jungkook was a good student– and you just wanna break the rules for a night. His name was Min Yoongi, he was about their age– maybe a few years older, and he was straight up gorgeous.

Jungkook could swear that this man had the ability to turn men gay, and he might've been able to prove his theory if he wasn't already homosexual himself. His black hair and slick eyes, along with his porcelain skin and pouty lips, were a combination to die for. He had a raspy voice, and messy hair, with a set of tattoos scattered about his arms, neck, his whole body. He was short, shorter than Jungkook, but his hands were huge and, veiny, and Jungkook could only imagine what it would be like to be choked by him.

He was all around hot, and Jungkook was genuinely unsure of how he was going to stop himself from popping a boner halfway through.

Taehyung was told to wait outside while Jungkook was let into the studio. Usually, tattoos were done out in the open, on the general set, where you could see multiple people getting inked. This one, however– for the sake of their other customers– the tattoo parlor made private. They wouldn't wanna make anyone uncomfortable, and that just proved why nobody gets tattoos on their butthole.