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The Comedy Club of California

"C'mon Aussie," Beyoncé impatiently said to her best friend, Iggy. "We're going to be late."

Beyoncé and Iggy crossed paths in a weird way. When Iggy turned 18, she decided to pursue a career in comedy. Beyoncé was always taking her husband to the biggest comedy club in California. Iggy's humor, though sometimes a little too dirty, cracked up Beyoncé and her husband, Shawn (Jay). They were dying to meet her. So one night they came up to her and had a nice conversation. Beyoncé was especially impressed with Iggy's style. They've been best friends ever since. It's been 6 years since then. Beyoncé became a mother, Iggy celebrated her 21st birthday and birthdays after. It was amazing that after all these years they were still significant parts in each other's lives.

"Madam please," Iggy playfully says. "Don't rush me." She always refers to Beyoncé as that. Madam. Since she's 33, married, and a mom. Iggy's only 24. Still single. No kids either, she still considered herself a kid. Another widely famous club member, Lilly Singh, can definitely relate to the statement. And she was secretly still a virgin. Yes, popular and trending Amethyst "Iggy" Azalea is a virgin. It didn't really get to her, the only one that knew was Beyoncé. Everyone else thought she was deflowered in high school, and just was too cool for the guys she went out with to do it again. Perhaps too busy for a relationship. But no, she just didn't want to.

Finally Iggy came down the stairs in her fancy dress and makeup. They were going to a party celebrating the newest and youngest member in the comedy club, Bea Miller. Bea was just 15 years old and was accepted in the club last Tuesday. It was a surprise party for her and she just thought she was going to a banquet with all the club members. Being in the club was a huge deal, it jump starts your career in comedy and only the funniest of the funniest make it in that club.

Beyoncé kisses her husband and daughter goodbye and they head to the party. When they arrive, they're told Bea is supposed to be there with her friend, Chloe Moretz, in 10 minutes. They barely made it.

Iggy and Beyoncé found their seats next to Alexander Ludwig, Jennette McCurdy, and Sophia Grace Brownlee, who was Jennette McCurdy's plus one. They began to engage in small talk, discussing Sophia's future ambitions into joining the club when she's much older. She had plenty of time to practice, being only twelve and all.

10 short minutes passed and soon Bea and Chloe walked through the doors. Everyone yelled out "Surprise!" at the top of their lungs and Bea soon became ecstatic. So ecstatic that she began to tear up. She was so touched by the fact they were celebrating her arrival at the comedy club.

Everyone she knew showed up. From Bea's comedy mentor, Selena Gomez, to her comedy inspirations, Taylor Swift and Tyler Oakley (Tay and Ty as they call themselves since they work together), to her favorite members of the actual comedy club, Lilly Singh, Niall Horan, and Alexander Ludwig. It was perfect.

Even the most raunchy and dirty comedian came to the party even though Bea has sworn and promised dozens of times to be clean forever no matter what. And that comedian is Nicki Minaj, her plus one being Drake. Many think she's deranged in real life but her true raunchiness is exposed when she hits the stage. Today, when it's her turn make a speech, she has to be clean, no dirt, nothing. It was hard for her, but she somehow managed.

Iggy and Beyoncé thought Bea was the cutest thing ever. She's only 15, 9 years younger than Iggy, and 18 years younger than Beyoncé. She was still in high school and everyone was very proud of her making it into the club. It wasn't easy, but it was worth it.

When it was Iggy's turn to make a speech, there wasn't a dry eye in the crowd. She knew Bea's struggles, she really did. She was ridiculed by her peers and found an escape in comedy. But it wasn't until she was 18 that she tried out for the club. Bea has been trying to get in the club for a year and finally she was in. They both wanted a family outside their home. So, both ladies decided to join Cali's Clever Comedy Club. Many famous comedians have been on the famous stage, but to be on that stage constantly was a real world Mission: Impossible.

After many hours of tears, laughter, and dancing, the party was over. Bea had the best day of her entire life. Beyoncé went to her house and Iggy crashed there for the night. Iggy exchanged phone numbers with Bea and now they'll be able to text each other whenever about comedy, advice, and other things comediennes talked about.

Iggy wanted to pull the all-nighter in the guest room, but she was way too tired. She fell asleep at 4 in the morning. She woke up at 8, getting 4 hours of sleep. She still got up from bed and found Beyoncé alone in the kitchen, drinking coffee. She greeted Iggy and served some coffee for her. A minute later, little Blue comes from her room and hugs her mommy and Auntie Aussie. Since her mom always called Iggy that, Blue thought "Aussie" was Iggy's actual name.

Soon Jay greets his wife, daughter, and good friend in the kitchen. There were times that Iggy was self-conscience about not having a family like Beyoncé does, but it's at that moment she learns she was family. She makes both Jay and Beyoncé laugh on a regular basis. Blue calls Iggy her aunt. And besides, she's only 24, she could wait a little.

Besides, Blue is the reason Beyoncé didn't try out for the club. Her family came first. Iggy didn't want a normal, suburban house, settled down life. She was an entertainer, it's what she did. And as she always told Beyoncé, she ain't no wifey.

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-Lia