Please welcome the Ghost king, Nico di Angelo, at Hogwarts

Chapter 13

I looked over at my boyfriend. He is so cute- ok let's not go there Nico please. But where exactly is there? I don't know.

Am I having a conversation with myself? Yes, yes I am. It's something I do a lot, frankly. Frank. I hope our friends don't kill us when we get back. Even if, theoretically, they can't. But that's theory, who knows what they are capable off?

Let's just move on shall we?

'Er, Nico?' I raised my head slowly, you know, for the effect, and raised my eyebrow at Will.

'Yes?'

'I've been trying to get your attention for the past five minutes.'

'Oh.' Oops, sorry, I was busy admiring someone. 'Why?'

'Because it's dinner time.'

'And?'

'Nico come on! You gotta eat.' He motioned for me to follow him, and I shot him an annoyed/confused look. 'No? I don't actually need to eat.'

He rolled his eyes, than smirked. 'If you come to eat, I'll play mythomagic (is that how it's spelled?) with you.' Oh no he didn't! I stayed still for a few seconds, considering my options.

'Ok fine! I'm coming.'

'And eating.'

'And eating...' He is annoying. That's a fact.

'Neek?'     Svtgum[ (that was my friend cat walking on my keyboard and I decided to keep it)

'Yes?' Don't call me Neek or I'm gonna strangle you.

'Are you going to move? Or do I need to carry you?' I instantly got up. He took my hand and dragged me to the dining room. I blushed. Why do I have to blush for literally anything and everything?!

Will stopped suddenly, and I crashed onto his back. Why is his back so hard? I think I broke my nose!

Pk gytcvaqz (that fucking cat again, sorry. But I'm gonna keep it)

'Will! Could you try not to damage my face please?' Don't ask, even I didn't understand what I just said. Or maybe I did, but that's not the subject. 'Oh my god Nico are you ok?' I shot him a glare. Well, I tried, but it's hard to glare at Will. He's just so freaking cuteeeeeeeeeeeenijsacniacnojsanjvsanciaiovn I can't!!!!!!! (That was Nico, not the cat. Btw, the cat's name's Vincent. I know, interesting.)

'Nico?'

'What?' I snapped. His hands shot up in defence.

'You're in the way.' I took a deep breath.

'No, Harry. I'm in your way. And I don't see how that's a problem.' That guy is so freaking annoying I can't stand him. Clueless, ignorant, stupid, idiotic, dumb, oblivious, unintelligent, unaware, benighted, slow, dense, dumbass, moron, brainless, imbecile, dorky, pathetic, foolish, and any other synonyms that I may have forgotten! 'Nico, we got to have another talk about your people skills.'

'My people skills are perfectly fine, thank you Will.' He rolled his eyes as I moved out of the doorway and sat down beside him at the table. As soon as I did I shot up, and frantically looked around the room.