Today's Topic (or, rather SHIP): Jotokak
Polnareff: They'd be so cute together!! You know, now I will do anything in my power to make this official!
Avdol: Polnareff, shouldn't we have Jotaro and Kakyoin's opinion on this? I mean, they ARE the ones getting paired together.
Polnareff: You have a point.. Well, what do you two think?
Kakyoin is w a y too embarrassed to speak first, but is forced to anyway.
Kakyoin: "Uh- I mean I guess it's okay?! If Jotaro was fine with it?!"
Polnareff: Somebodies blushing!
Kakyoin (now blushing, ofc-): "Pfft I'm not blushing! I just got finished painting and must've gotten some paint on my face!"
Jotaro: Good Grief Kakyoin, it's fine if you support it.
Polnareff: HOLY SHIT OHMYGOD AVDOL ITS HAPPENING!
Joseph: Well it explains why he never liked any of those girls that flocked around him-
Avdol: this is interesting, to say the least.
Polnareff: Whatever- you two should kiss already!!
Kakyoin; This is where I leave-
Jotaro: Sounds good, I think I'll leave as well.
Polnareff: Not on my watch! SILVER CHARIOT! -le silver chariot appears-
Polnareff pushes kakyoin towards Jotaro, while Silver Chariot pushes Jotaro towards Kakyoin, ultimately making them smooch
Avdol: Polnareff you shouldn't have done that, now Jotaro's going to skin you alive..
-Polnareff, too busy taking a picture- mhm-
-kakyoin s l o w l y backs off of Jotaro, and runs off-
Jotaro: Polnareff, you're going to be dead where you stand.. STAR PLATINUM!
-Joseph is just sitting there, eating popcorn as this shit goes down-
Star Platinum: Ora?
Polnareff: SORRY JOTARO BUT I SHOULD REALLY BE GOING NOW, IM PRETTY TIRED! -Polnareff runs off-
Joseph: I don't know what to even think of all this.. Do you really like him?
Jotaro: I guess-
Joseph: ooo- just wait till I tell you're mother, she'll be happy you have a partner!
Jotaro: I don't mind if you become of prime example of what would've happened to Polnareff, old man.
Joseph: You wouldn't harm you're grandfather, would you?
Jotaro: Watch me.
Jospeh: Okay! Okay! Never mind-
**pretty soon, Jotaro gets a notification on his phone, Polnareff had posted the picture of Kakyoin and Jotaro "kissing" on social media**
Jotaro: That bitch-
(Hey guys! I really enjoyed writing this Little spoof short story! If you have any suggestions for ships, or any other random stuff, please comment it here! Thanks so much for reading!)
