What if all the main Jojo villains shared a dorm? (I haven't read the manga yet and I'm almost done part 5 so I'm sorry if Diavolo, pucci and funny valentine are out of character)
"WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY WINE?! YOU ALL KNEW THAT WAS MY BOTTLE." Diavolo screamed. "That was yours?" Dio asked. "YES!" Diavolo responded. "Oh, that was me then." Dio said. "WHY WOULD YO-" Diavolo started. "Boo you whore, it's just some wine don't get your dick in a twist." Dio shot back at him. "Can you guys calm down? It's 2 in the morning." Pucci added groggily. "Hey shouldn't you two be fucking or something?" Funny Valentine asked, pointing to Dio and Pucci. Diavolo started to howl with laugh. "Shouldn't you be jerking off to the American flag?" Dio hissed. Pucci just stayed silent, he didn't want to deal with this shit right now. "You're just lucky you didn't wake up Kira." Pucci sighed. "Pfft what would he even do?" Funny Valentine retorted. "I frankly don't want to find out." Pucci responded calmly. "Now If you'll excuse me I'm going to go pray."
-insert Pucci walking away here-
"Finally, goddamnit Pucci is so damn boring." Diavolo complained. "What the HELL did you just say about I, Dio's BOYFRIEND?!" Dio shouted. Funny valentine took a seat on the couch as he was ready to watch the fight ensue. "Wait a second...what's that faint but fear-inducing music that's also oddly calming playing in the background..?" Funny valentine mumbled. *insert Killer starting to play here*
"You three are going to pay for interrupting my sleep, as it doesn't go by my usual schedule."
"FU-"
To be continued———>
