Love It or Leave it

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I'm trying to update my
Book a little faster because I almost completely deserted it for my new book pornstar but when I update that one I will do the same for this one

.........CARIELLE.......
I can't believe Hawaiian is taking me to Florida I don't wanna leave meme jazz I really hope she comes to because Hawaiian is just a little too much when it comes to being the older and responsible brother. I was so happy I almost forgot about the birth mother conversation. Almost.i know my birth mother is a crackhead hoe and there is no other way to describe her but in the back of my mind I will always want us to be a family again. I watch Hawaiian and meme jazz leave my room and shut the door. As soon as it closes I jump up and start looking for my suitcase I really really hope meme jazz is coming with us. Even though I am about to be 18 and will have to move into my own apartment in about 2 months I am not used to being alone. I throw two flat irons a curling wand and some wrap lotion into my suitcase. Man I thought I don't even know how long we will be gone. I get up off my ass and walk down the hallway to hawaiian's room. I knock and wait patiently when he finally opens the door I take in his light skin his 6'7 frame washboard abs big diamond earring and handsome face. I also take in the fact that he answered the door in his boxers but I look past that and ask my question. "How long are we gonna be I Florida swahili" I ask knowing he hates when I purposely mess up his name "3 weeks" he answers loking at me like he would split me in half like a toothpick "thank you bubby" I called walking in my room and locking my door because if I didn't he would come in here and squirt cheese wiz in my pillow case or something like that. I get out 7 pairs of shoes two pairs of griffiths 4 pair of Jordan's and a pair of brown knee high studded boots. I get out a months worth of outfits under wear two bathing suits flip flops and pajamas. I have to go to the store before we leave to get my toiletries but if I go ask Hawaiian when we are leaving I might get punched the face with nair. And I am not trying to baldheaded on one side of my head so I'm going to stay in here until I know he is asleep so I can take a shower. Until then I pull out my orange laptop with my name diamond studded on the top. This was my seventeenth birthday present from bubby I don't know how he got the money but he told me not to worry about it so I didn't I'm always doing what he tells me to unless I am purposefully annoying him. That is something I do on a normal basis. I log into Facebook and I see he posted a video of a dog licking its ass. Well I know he's not sleep I Say to myself. I finish what I was doing wait a little while then get my shit together to take a shower and as soon as I open the door I am popped in the stomach I look down to see that nigga threw a balloon full of chocolate syrup at me. It's better then nair I guess "MOMMY" I yell only to see this nigga all the way down the hallway phone in hand recording this with a slingshot in the other hand. What is killing me is that he is sitting behind a chair laughing Nd the chair has a sing that says "Momma is not here stupid ass I wouldn't do that if she was". I get yo my clothes that I mistakenly dropped and walked past him into the bathroom without acknowledging his ole stupid ass. When I am in the bathroom i take a picture of the damage in the mirror and send it to memes phone and then I text the bitch cleaning up his mess in the hallway and ask when we are leaving the fool texts back and says tomorrow. Well what the fuck I think. I get in the shower bathe get out put on my clothes and go to my room to catch up on my sleep even though u will have enough time to do that in the car on the way to Florida because I will not be driving fuck that.