the first ever on the internet felix x cup ❤❤

oooh cups in trouble

((An au were cup and mugs are assassin

Cuts to sheba house

Sheba: now gentlemen we're not going to sir here and pretend theres not a big ass elephant in the room

Mugs: what the (beep) is going on

Sheba growled and grabbed the picture frame on her desk

Sheba: this is what the (beep) is going on

Sheba turned the picture to cup and mugs and it was felix
Mugs looked very confused then he looked at his brother who was sweating and looking uncomfortable

Mugs;....processing......

Mugs: 🛎!

Mugs; OH SHIT YOU FUCKING DIDN'T

This caused cup to jump and fall off his chair but sheba didn't react

Mugs: (laughing his ass off)

Mugs got up and headed to the door when cup was pulling himself
Back on his chair

Mugs: aw shit (head outside the house)

Mugs: NO THAT IS NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW NO

Cuts to mugs outside

Mugs screaming

Mugs; EY GUYS HES SCREWING SHEBAS COUSIN

Mugs high fives one of shebas next door neighbor

Cuts to sheba

Sheba: every time he says that another foot will be shoved up your ass

Cup: (fuuuuuuuuck)

Mugs outside shebas window

Mugs:
SANS YOU CLEARLY YO THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER (laughed)

Mugs: CUP SCREWED THE CUSTOMERS COUSIN 🎵

Mugs: CUP SCREWED THE CUSTOMERS
COUSIN (laughing)

Cup tried to scoot away

Then finally mugs came in

Mugs sat next to cup

Mugs: fuh-ha! You screwed are customer cousin!?

Mugs: sheba what the.....you bragged to him to his face

Mugs: (points to an pissed off sheba( you bragged to that face...right there you actually high fived him

Cup: (trying to cover his face) I'm dead

At this point sheba was getting tired of mugs shit

Mugs: for screwing your cousin HOLY shit!!
Oh my GAWD thi-

Sheba slammed an bomb on the desk ready to light it

Mugs: gasp

Mugs: errr it's not that funny to be honest

Sorry for the swearing