Life of a Teenage Ninja

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Jordan's POV

I get home and see Oliver reading while eating ramen not the best combination of things I mean you'd think if anyone would take of their things it would be a supposed nerd.  Oh shoot! It totally slipped my mind I as you can see live with Oliver it's more convenient this way if I ever need help I can always go to his room which is across the hall from me. I know it's weird for two teenagers to be living alone but my parents know I'm a very responsible 16 year old so when I told them I wanted to move out and live independent from them they bought me a house, gave me money, and told me to be safe. Don't tell anyone but my family is very rich my dad is a doctor and my mother is a well-respected lawyer, two occupations that really brings in that cash.

"Hey" I say

"Hey how's it going?."

"Why are you asking me that when I just saw you at school?"

"First I'm just showing you I care and secondly my folks taught me something about manners what your parents teach you? how to be a heathen?"

"Donkey"

"Donkey really? you should really ban that no cursing rule ."

"I'm not a heathen, or a barbarian or a savage or whatever else your thinking about calling me ok I just don't want to waste my manners on an insignificant bug like you" I walk to the refrigerator and open it noticing how barren and sad it looked.

"Hey Olly" I turn to face him."Did you cook any food for me?"

"No" he says.

"Are there any left overs?"

"nope" he said popping the p.

Huh, that douche bag didn't make me any ramen I mean I know all that sodium will come back to haunt me and give me a heart attack but I'm young and I don't care. 

I walk over to him and dump the contents of his bowl all over his head yes his bowl which contains scorching hot water heh I hope it burns.

"Aw shoot that hurts!" He exclaims jumping and running to get some towels

"Well if you were more thoughtful and made some for me you wouldn't be covered in hot water and salt."

"Was that necessary because personally I don't think it was."

"Yes, it WAS."

"Why? What's the purpose of wasting perfectly good food?"

"Did you just ask me why? Well, see, you didn't make me any food so you didn't make any for yourself yeah? you followin my logic?"

"Yes I did make some for me it WAS in this bowl it isn't now because it is all over ME."

"well then maybe you should have eaten it."

"I was eating it."

"Well if you were eating it it wouldn't be on your clothes now would it."
He looks at me like I'm crazy and maybe I am but only a little.

I walked up stairs and away from that conversation but stop when I make it to the 5th step "oh you might want to clean yourself up and make more food for the BOTH of us" I say with a smile and walked up to my room.

My room is AWESOME. My 3 of my walls are curlean and the door wall is baby blue. I have a vanity mirror for my make up and a walk in closet which is not only for my clothes I don't shop that much and a drawer which holds my undergarments .

I walked to my closet and get my pj's. I walk into my bathroom and get in the shower wash myself get out dry myself put on my pj's and do my personal hygiene and get out the bathroom. When I get out I hear Santa Tell Me by Ariana Grande coming from my phone. I look at it and see that Emma is calling. I answer the phone

E: Hey Jordan do you want to hang out with me on Friday

she says getting straight to the point.

J: Yeah sure where are we going

E: The mall of course

J: why are we going to the mall

E: for clothes silly

J: no please no shopping

E: why don't you want to go shopping

J: you already know why

E: yeah I know you hate shopping because you don't like having to try on clothes but you should most girls love shopping

J: well I'm not most girls

E: you sure aren't but please come with me to the mall you won't have to try anything on this is all for me I want new clothes not you

J: well OK I'll go with you but only so I can get a Cinnabon

I heard her squeal on the other line

J: okay okay quiet please

E: okay so we will go strait to the mall right after school.

J: okay bye

E: bye

I sigh and hang up Friday is going to be a long day.