The tales of the ooga booga friends

Miles x Kira Yoshikage

The small ginger bottom god had been running around the streets of morioh, they didn't know where the fuck they were and frankly didn't care.
They had been trying to find out where they were when suddenly they bumped into a blonde man in a purple suit, the man looked down at the absolute GOD with surprise and then intrigue, he hadn't seen them around before...
"Oh hey, sorry dude.." miles, the ginger god, had tried to move past him. The man only gently held the being back and smiled at them "no no, don't worry.. who might you be? You seem out of place, I'm Kira Yoshikage" the man introduced, looking down at the beings hands with intrusive desire.
Miles hadn't been paying attention as they just wanted to fucking LEAVE "It's miles BUSTER now where the hell am I?" They asked, slightly annoyed "I gotta get home to my hot emo boyfriend" Kira seemed to be upset by their wanting to leave "but why don't we talk and walk instead? You seem very appealing" miles looked at Kira like he's a fucking creep, which he is sometimes.
Miles has been pulled into an Allyway but not without putting up a fight, Kira had almost gotten miles alone when he thought of something "you're a girl right? You have pretty hands" he commented, leaning down and rubbing his face against them. Miles gagged "eww what the fuck dude, I ain't a girl, you're nasty, Donald trump looking as mother fucker" Kira seemed to be taken aback "huh? You're not a girl? Fuck you then" Kira then exploded miles and fapped to their dead hand.