Staples And Statistics

I Blame The Internet

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Vienna's POV

'WHEN WILL I HAVE A GOOD HAIR DAY!?' I groan, attacking my wet hair with a hair brush.

'It looks great?' Ro says, trying to smile.

'If you think a small mammal looking like it's trying to hibernate in my hair looks great, then thanks'

Sarah giggled.

'When are the boys coming over?' Ashton asked, already having attached himself to Ro's PS4 and not paying any attention to my small crisis.

'Half an hour' I replied, finally sorting out my hair, drying it, backcombing the front and brushing it out.

'Halle-frickin-lujah' I said, flopping on the couch next to Ash 'mind if I join in?'

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'Stab him!' Sarah yelled

'I can't stab him you noob! I've got a revolver!' I said, flicking my joystick slightly to the right. 'You know zero about video games, don't coach me'

'Well, can't argue with that, my sims died last week'

'Shame, I've got my laptop, you can have another go on mine'

'On your family?'

'Fuck no! I'm making you a new family' I laughed.

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'So much manual labor' Ash groans, lying on the couch.

'Unless you want the sleep on a hard floor Ash, get your lazy butt off the couch and help!' Sarah says, and me and Rose help push him off, luckily onto a pile a blackest and pillows.

After 20 minutes of Ash complaining, we sorted out the room which was now strewn with blankets and pillows.

'Foods on the table, pyjamas on, hair done, den set up, I do believe we're ready' Ro said adding more food to the table.

'Now for the Aussies to arrive'

Soon after, they did arrive and we sorted out the sleeping situation. Calum and Sarah too the two couches, I was sandwiched in between Ashton and Rose, Luke was by Ashton, and Michael was next to Rose, her sitting room is massive! I was in a rainbow tie-dye T-shirt and loose grey joggers.

'Anyone wanna play the sims?' I asked, and there was a chorus of 'Yeah!''s - I managed to hook up my laptop to Ro's TV so everyone could see.

'How many sims?' Ashton asked

'69!' Luke called - making us laugh.

'Let's have one for the boys, one for the girls' Calum said, 'You guys can make yours first'

So me, Sarah and Ro made a sim called 'Phoebe Twizzler' - she had brown hair, green eyes and a slightly weird posture.

Hey, everyone has some sort of imperfection.

Unless your Acacia Brinley - then you're only blessed with good looks, but a bitch personality.

The boys decided to make a body builder named Paul McLaw and we were ready.

'Are they gonna be room mates or are they gonna date'

Date was the most popular, so we went with that.

Luke's POV

'What's woohoo?' I asked, as Calum clicked on Paul.

'Sex' Vienna replied.

'Well why not just call it sex?'

'Because this is a family game Lucas and you shouldn't know about sex until your 32' Vi replied, causing me to snort with laughter.

'Click woohoo!' Michael said, and Calum did.

'Fap to THAT guys' Vi said, zooming in.

We laughed again, Sarah looked confused.

'What does fap mean?'

'Masturbation' Vi replied

'Your so dirty minded Vi! Where do you find these things?' Rose asked her. She shrugged

'I blame the Internet'

'You can't blame everything on the Internet!'

'Yes you can! Instead of using the stupid homework excuse of 'the dog ate it' just say the Internet'

I grinned, Vienna's hilarious.

After a while, we got bored of playing sims and watched a film I hadn't heard of called 'Now You See Me'. Sarah had been to the UK and seen it with her cousin.

'So what's happening now?' I asked

'They've just become famous and are about to rob a bank using one of the audience members' Sarah replied

'Oh'

The film was actually pretty good and, after it, we decided to play charades, Rose went first.

She pointed me.

'Ummmm, pyjamas?' I guessed,

She shook her head and pointed to my hair.

'Blonde!'

'Australia'

'Style'

She shook her head frantically and pointed to Vienna.

'Sexy ass motherfucker' she said calmly, and we all exploded laughing.

'So it's something that Vi and and Luke both have or use...?'

'Hairspray!' I shouted

'FINALLY!'

We carry on playing charades and Rose falls asleep so we decide to prank her.