You wake up to your alarm ringing to the song up top. It's such a bop that it HAD to be your alarm. It wakes you up for another day of UwUz. You get up and slip on this:
You walk out and look in your pantry. "Welp. Nothings in there. Guess we'll go to the store." you get in your car and drive to trader joes. You get out the car and go inside.
(TIME SKIP, 30 MINUTES)
You hear her voice suddenly. "Oh my god! Are you iiluminaughtii?!" "Oh, yes!" "Can I get a photo?" "Sure!" You blush as you pull out your PROGRACE Kids Camera Children Digital Video Cameras for Girls Birthday Toy Gifts 4-12 Year Old Kid Action Camera Toddler 2 Inch IPS 1080P. "Cool camera!" "T-thank you.." "Hey, so, uh, you look pretty cute, can I get your roblox account?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Blair looks shocked at your sudden banshee scream. "You ok?" "Yes mommy UwU it's "Y/R/N" (Your roblox name) Mine is NaughtiiThiccOMG, accept my friend request, ok?" "Okay!"
You go home and pull up your Iphone C and you blush like crazy when you see her avatar:
You press the accept button as you start having an anime nosebleed. there was so much blood you had to press a towel up against your nose for an hour. you send her a message after it stops "Hey 🥵" She doesnt reply so your ego is shattered and you cry yourself to slepp 😭😭😭😭😭
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iiluminuaghtii x reader but on drugs (G X G)
HumorWhat does the title say? crackfic between you and iiluminaughtii.