One Punch Man x Male God Reader

Power

Y/N: Hey Saitama?

Saitama: Yea, wassup?

Y/N: Would you believe me if I said I was a god?

Saitama: No.

Y/N: Well, I am. I am just taking a break and letting the other gods do the work.

Saitama: I don't believe it...

Y/N: I've saw a lot of potential in you and bravery. I want to make your life a bit more interesting.

Saitama: Thank you, and how will you do that?

Y/N: Still don't believe me? Just watch this.

You grab his hand and began to transfer significant strength and durability to him.

Saitama: Holy shit, what is this?!

Y/N: It's a power of a god.

Saitama: I feel... Not very different at all.

Y/N: Oh yea? Let's go find something that you can punch on.

You went outside and spent like an hour trying to find a monster.

Y/N: There's one!

You point at a massive one, it was fairly big and it was scary.

Y/N: Now punch it. With 1% of your power.

Saitama: Wha- why 1%?! You trying to get me killed here?

Y/N: I literally just gave you the strength and durability of a god.

Saitama: Ok, ok fine. But if I this doesn't work then you owe me.

Y/N: Bet.

He faced the monster and rounded up a punch.

He then punched the monster very very lightly and it went flying into the air.

Saitama: What the actual fuck?!

Y/N: I told you.

Saitama: So you weren't speaking bullshit all along?

Y/N: Hell no! I hope that makes your life a little bit more interesting.

Saitama: I can't believe you have me this power... Your an actual god! Oh thank you God, may the other gods bless you, I am your ser-

Y/N: Yea, please don't act like that to me even though I'm a god, it gets annoying Everytime people do it.

Saitama: O-ok! But it's a sign of respect.

Y/N: Well I kind of don't respect people so.

Saitama: Hm, ok.

Y/N: Welp, you wanna go get some food for dinner?

Saitama: Sure.

~~~~~

Women: Help! Somebody!

There was a crowd around her. And a monster holding her hostage.

Monster: If any if you try to be smart, I'll end her stupid life!

Saitama: Let me handle this.

Y/N: You sure?

Saitama: Yup.

He walked into th crowd.

Saitama: Hey dumbass!

Monster: Who the hell you calling dumbass?

Saitama: You, dumb fuck.

The monster turned around. Then a fist came at his face with very little force. But then he flew into the air.

Everyone started cheering and asking for his same.

Y/N: My job is partially done here.

Saitama: Let's get home because this crowd is getting quite annoying.

Y/N: Sure.

You opened a portal out of nowhere.

You then see news reporters running your way.

Y/N: Ah shit, go, go!

You went into the portal and closed it, with no time left to spare.

~smol time skip~

After dinner, you guys decided to watch some anime.

Y/N: What anime are we watching?

Saitama: I just found this anime called "Konsuba" you up to watch it?

Y/N: Eh, I guess.

Saitama puts it on TV and plays episode 1.

A couple minutes into the episode and you say,

Y/N: This looks boring.

Hours later you and Saitama end up finishing season 1.

Saitama: Holy shit that's the best anime ever.

Y/N: I know I'm a god but I'm literally simping for Megumin right now.

ಠ_ಠ

Saitama: Really? Anyway, we need to watch that tommorow, I am tired as hell.

You yawn and head to your room.

Y/N: Yea, good night.

You enter your room and lay in bed.

Y/N: So how does a god create an anime girl that he/she likes?

Pwease don't call me a simp  •́  ‿ ,•̀