~Do We Have A Deal?~ {Yandere Alastor X Reader}

Chapter 5; A World's Stage

(Y/n)'s Point Of View

He took his hands of his face and leaned back a bit. Man... This guy was a real diva...

"I've lacked inspiration for decades~"

He then leaned his elbow on Vaggie who did not look pleased.

"My work became mundane"

He then pinched his fingers and dragged them towards himself, almost like he was grabbing a string.

"Lacking focus..."

He then, in one swift motion, pushed Vaggie away with one hand as she crashed into something.

"Aimless!"

He then, with a lot of hand gestures, said.

"I have come to crave a new form of entertainment!"

He then puts his hands on his hips and laughs, nodding his head to match said laughter.

Vaggie, already tired of his crap, came back over to Charlie rubbing her eye. Then Charlie asked something that confused me a bit before I remembered she was on the news.

"Does getting into a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment?"

She shrugged at the end with a nervous smile.

Alastor once again laughed to himself.

"It's the purest kind my dear!"

He then throws his arms to the side.

"Reality!"

He brings his fist down shaking it as a triumphant trumpet noise plays in the background.

"True passion!"

He turned his back to her, but turned his head a little to look at her.

"After all-"

He turns around again, his whole body facing her.

"The world is a stage! And the stage is a world of entertainment~"

As he said the last three words, I could've sworn his voice went to that of a normal human being, if only for a second... But I quickly dismiss it...

Charlie, looking hopeful asks a question that I already knew the answer to...

"So... Does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?"

Alastor laughs while throwing his hand up, making Charlie get a disappointed look on her face.

"Of course not! That's whacky nonsense!"

He takes the hand he was holding up and puts it to his chest while looking away from Charlie.

"Redemption. Oh the non-existent humanity!"

He quickly shakes his head.

By this moment Vaggie, Luni, Angel Dust, and I were once again sitting down watching this unfold.

"No no no I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!"

As he said this he looked at us. I looked at Vaggie...

Oh if looks could kill...