I was sipping tea from my coffee mug while walking around town looking at goodies.
Or food either one was good to look at.
I just finished restocking my fridge of pop tarts from the cabinet in the league of villains.
And like Ryku I think I was addicted to pop tarts like he was apples.
Like it's a drug we have to always have or else we start twisting and turning and goin cRaZy!!!
Anyway it was the middle of the day and surprisingly there wasn't as much people as there usually are.
As I look around the familiar shops and the employees who noticed I come in a lot.
They're kind enough to lend me a cup of tea as I explore their shop and others.
I went in this one pet shop and looked down the isles of pet toys thinking of toothless when someone bumped into me.
Now I've gotten into a better habit of not stabbing the person so progress?
"I'm so sorry ma'am I was lost in thought." I turn to see this Candy cane hair dude with an epic burn scar on his left side and pretty different colored eyes.
"No problem hot shot, love the hair." I say as he nodded in thanks and curiosity that I didn't pity him for his scar.
Little did he know my body was filled with similar deadlier ones.
"Are you here for your cat?" He asked trying to make conversation. But why must he really? What point is there to talk to this human sense I literally don't want human interaction on such a nice day.
"Yep, you?"
"I.. um-" He scratched the back of his neck while occasionally glancing to the outside window.
With all that glancing and from being "lost in thought" theres a 32% chance he's trying to hide from somebody.
Somebody who did that scar to him? Perhaps? Although that's only a 7% chance.
"If your hiding from someone then put a wig on and follow me to a cafe down the street." This will put to the test if he truely is running from someone and why not ask him to a cafe? Get him to open up about himself and maybe if he's important enough report him to L.O.V. ( League of Villains )
"Uh- um." I roll my eyes at another Izuku as I shove a black wig that was nearby on his head as I ripped the price tag and went to the counter buying Tuna cans ( 8 ) and handing him the price tag and pointed to the wig the boy behind me was trying to put on.
The employee having to trust me sense I'm a regular nodded and collected the exact money from me as I tipped the jar a $5 before leaving with him running to catch up with me.
"Thank you." He mumbled while tilting his head down and scanning the crowd for who ever he's running from.
Girlfriend? Parent? Sibling? Friend?
Had to be one of those.
"SHOTOOOOOOOOO!" I heard in the distance. I kept walking and saw how the boy tensed up.
I assumed he was Shoto Todoroki considering that voice in the distance belonged to Endeavor.
And sense that kind of reaction from todoroki and Endeavors ass filled attitude there was a 78% chance that he's probably abusing the boy and he just wanted a break accidentally running into me.
Oh how I love imitating "L"
"The cafes not too far ahead of you don't mind wasting your fathers credit card for food that is."
I say as he seemed shocked that I had him figured out.
"Doesn't take a genius with your reaction and Endeavor calling out to his son with Half the hair like him now will you pay for treats and my company or nah?" I say looking at him waiting for his answer.
"Ah... yeah I can, thanks for not rooting me out."
"No problem I hate it when parents abuse their child like that."
"Abuse!?" Shit I did too much.
"I'm an inspiring hero with excellent observing skills, with that amazing burn scar and Endeavors Dick personality there was a 78% chance but with that reaction I'll say that I am correct."
He slowly nodded.
"Names Mizuki Tanaka."
"Shoto Todoroki"
"Now tell me Todoroki, or Shoto which ever you prefer, do you like...
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