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All of a sudden a hoard of teenagers started talking to me all at once.

"Hold up everyone! My social skills limit to talking to ONE PERSON AT A TIME!"

"STOP HALF ASSING EVERYTHING!"

Dude if we're cussing then I'm so in.
Although one look at our teacher told me to hold my tongue.

So I opted to just sticking my tongue out at them.

"I do what I want."

"Tanaka-San please work harder!"

I'm going soft aren't I?
Izuku fucking midoryia is encouraging me to work better.

Boi you have no idea how many times I stood over your bed with a knife debating my existence.

"That extra probably can't do anything more."

Oh the asshole spoke up.

"Yo asshole."

I literally saw the tic mark on his forehead. As he uncrossed his arms and started letting out small explosions.

Was that supposed to be intimidating?

"What's you name? Just asking if you don't want me calling you asshole throughout your entire existence although I won't mind."

In truth I wanted his name to figure out where he lives.

No no no bad ( y/n ) we can't kill anyone here or no more pop tarts.

Oops I said my name better start referring myself as Mizuki in case someone can fucking mind read.

...

If there's a mind reader in this school then I'm fucked.

"It's KASUKI BAKUGOU YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT EXTRA!"

"I'm sorry Naruto Ozumaki was your name?"

A few couldn't stop themselves from letting out a laugh or two.

Our teacher seemed amused so +2 pts for me.

"DID YOU JUST FUCKING MAKE THAT MISTAKE!?"

"What? I could barely hear your speech through your bu- dirty mouth and caught onto 'you better not forget' and isn't that a classic how Naruto says his name? Just saying Naruto you got a cool name but watch out you'll be sued if the company found out you existed ."

Poor guy looked like he just killed me + 1 mil over in his head.

"Alright that's enough next."
I so was laughing as I stood behind Izuku as a hoard of people tried talking to me again.

"People didn't you just hear the shit come out of my mouth a minute ago? Social skills suck one at a time please."

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"

"Sure blueberry boi."

"Blueberry? My names Iida Tenya!"

"Nah I'm pretty sure it's blueberry."

Confusion struck his face.

"Y-you all have to-o be mindful-l of Tanaka-San please!"

Wow Midoriyas sticking up for me... that's new.

"Alright that's enough let's continue."

Sure enough the scores were in and Midoriya was dead last.

Oh but don't worry I was 20th only because of that ball throw.

"See ya Midoriya."
I say while putting up a peace sign over my eye.

He gasps as his soul starts leaving his body.

Poor guy but seeing as to how Aizawa was smirking he was probably lying about it all.

"I was lying!"
Yep. Called it.

"I'm actually surprised you guys didn't figure it out! Sorry I should've said something."

'Yeah you should've.'

Dang I can already tell she's going to be a bitch.




My my the profanity I'm using.

I need to be better.

After all i can't disappoint kurogiri! I'll be so sad if I disappoint him!



Anyway moving on, I learned that Midoriya had an ex-boyfriend. Bakuhoe? Was his name? I don't remember however it was indeed hilarious when I called him out for it.

It's easily said that I'm the most "violent" female in our class sense I lived to talk about teasing the Bakuhoe.







But besides that the first school day was over! As Midoriya and I were walking to my bike. We ran into the bubble chick.

Of course she got the wrong idea when we were walking together.

"Hi-I Midoriya! And Tanaka-chan!"
She stutters as I mentally think of ship names while the two converse.

"I got it!"
I say while making a rock formation with my hands as if I chose rock for Rock Paper Scissors.


" I Z U O C H A! "

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