Got jokes , huh ?

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Another update ! Thank you for your constant votes , I really appreciate it . Up above is a picture of Terrance Aka Tip .

{Got jokes , huh ?}

Chasity

"And why should I believe that?"I asked Terrance as I finished up cooking .

"Babe , c'mon you know damn well I didn't mean to shrink your panties"Terrance chuckled as he hugged me by my waist . I ignored him as I got a plate from the cabinet .

"Fix your own plate"I spoke sternly as I fixed mines . Terrance sighed and pulled me closer to him . I wasn't really mad about the panties situation , these hormones were just kicking my ass .

"I'm sorry babe , I'm not mad at you , my hormones are just being really bitchy"I smiled as I kissed his lips .

"Good , now do I still have to fix my own plate?"he asked as he licked his lips .

"No baby , I got it"I spoke as I turned around fixing his plate . Once we have this baby , I know moments like these won't happen quite happen .

(After Dinner)

"That was great babe"Terrance complimented me as he put his plate away in the sink .

"Thanks babe"I smiled . My phone began ringing , my hands were wet so I told Tip to answer it for me ."Baby ! Answer my phone"I yelled out to Tip .

I started singing silently in my head , I was broke out of it when Tip handed me my phone . Drying my hands off , I took the phone from him .

"Helloooo"I sung into the phone .

"Little girl , why haven't you called me?"my mother questioned me . I chuckled and sat down on the bar stool .

"I'm sorry mommy . What's up?"

"Nothing much , how's your pregnancy going ? Damn , it still feels weird to ask you that"my mother laughed . I told my mother about what all happened and she was shocked for about a week . But , she didn't have a problem with it she was only confused .

"Its going great . My next appointment is in 3 weeks . Why don't you tag along"I suggested running my fingers through my short hair .

"Baby you know I will . Look , your father is home and I'm horny . So talk to you later" .

Before I could respond my mother hung up . My mother is downright nasty . Tip walked in and sat down on me . I groaned , he's heavy . "Baby , please get up"I whined .

"I don't wanna and you damn sure can't make me"Tip chuckled . I used all of my might and pushed his heavy ass off of me .

He hit the floor while landing on his back ."Damn you Chas"he yelled as he held his head .

"I told you to get up but your retarded ass decided to fucking play around"I spoke in all seriousness .

"You better be glad your pregnant because if you wasn't , I would've tapped your dumb ass" . I laughed and shrugged , making my way upstairs .

"Baby , you not gone help me up?"Tip yelled .

"No ! Goodnight"I yelled smirking walking up the stairs .

Terrance

"Baby , you honestly slept down there in the kitchen?"Chasity asked as we pulled out of the driveway . I nodded my head turning the radio up . My ass is still mad about the fact she didn't help a nigga up . I hit that damn floor hard .

"Baby , don't be mad . I thought you would've got up"Chasity mumbled looking up at me .

"Whatever Chas , you was wrong as fuck for that"I shrugged as I began bumping to (Wishy Washy •Migos) . I heard her sigh , she was mad and so was I .

Not a good combination if you ask me .

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"So , what exactly do you two want?"my mother asked me and Chasity . Chasity and I both shrugged , we were still not talking to each other ."I sense something strange going on . What's wrong with you two?"mama asked as she eyed me and Chas , seriously . She was piercing a hole through both of our eyes .

"Ask Tip"Chas mumbled .

"Ask Chas"I mumbled .

"You two are both being petty . Now tell me why y'all are mad"mama yelled . I sat up straight .

"I'm mad because I was sitting in Chasity's lap last night , and she pushed my ass onto the floor . Then she left and she didn't even try helping my ass up"I complained while also getting mad all over again .

"You muthafu--"Chas began but mama cut her off .

"Chasity , watch it . Chasity , why did you push him onto the floor and not help him up?"

"Because he sat in my lap and I told him to get up . He didn't listen so I pushed him off of me . At first we both found it funny but he got deep into his feelings when I didn't help him up"Chasity clarified shooting a look at me .

"That's what you two are mad about ? That petty piece of shit?"Mama laughed .

"He shouldn't have sat on me" .

"And she shouldn't have pushed me and never helped my ass up"I shrugged as I got comfortable on mama's couch .

"Look it is petty babe , I'm sorry for pushing you and not helping you up . I really have no reason to be mad at you"Chas spoke as she sat beside me . I smiled and kissed her on her lips .

"You good babe , I'm sorry too for whatever I did"I spoke honestly . I honestly don't know what I'm sorry about but this is a good moment and I don't want to ruin it .

"You got jokes , huh?"she asked as she laid her head down on me .

'Big ass head' I thought to myself .

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Now I know this chapter sucked ass , but I haven't updated in a while so I decided to just put something out . The next chapter will honestly be better .

Isn't Chris Jay just fine ? Lord , there are honestly no words out there to describe his fineness .

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