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Chasity
"Yo ! You really ain't gone make me put this shit on , are you?"I asked as I pointed to the mushroom outfit .
"Sure , why not"Tip spoke sarcastically . I examined the outfit , it didn't look that bad😕 . Okay , it looked bad . I would rather have tip's mama nacking down my throat then to wear this .
"Forget it . I'm not about to go in public and embarrass myself" . Tip smacked his lips .
"C'mon . I spent 100 on this damn outfit" .
"You can always take it back"I spoke getting up heading to the restroom .
"I don't want to that's the problem"he mumbled . I knew he was mad , and I didn't want to put any stress on the baby , so I reluctantly agreed .
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"Oh hell no . I un-agree again"I yelled as I put the mushroom hat on .
"Too bad . Let's go"he laughed . I sucked my teeth , why was Tip doing this ? I will get him back though ..when I give birth . I'm going to squeeze the fuck outta those small ass hands . We both got inside his BMW and made our way to the therapy session .
Here goes bullshit with more bullshit ..
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Terrance
"Babe , why are people staring me down?"
"Look at what you wearing"I laughed . Chasity hit my arm .
"You remember what you got to say right?"
"Of course I do . You told me 30 times last night and 20 more fucking times in that damn hot car ! When you getting your air fixed ? I promise to god I thought that damn heat took all my muthafucking edges"Chasity spoke as she felt around her hair .
I mean mugged her and she smiled . We walked over to the front desk and the white lady stared Chas down .
"My face is up here mam"Chasity mumbled rolling her eyes .
"Oh yes , sorry . How may I help you?"
"My girl-friend--"Chasity hit the back of my neck . She hated when I told people she was my girl-friend , she liked to be call my wife .
"Excuse me--"I whined as I rubbed the back of my neck ."My wife has a 10 minute session with Dr. Ray" . The lady looked inside her notebook and nodded her head .
"She's on time , and Dr.Ray doesn't mind having her now" .
"The fuck you mean having her ? This ain't no family size"I spoke confused .
"Nothing like that sir . Dr.Ray has finished his other appointment now its your wife turn" .
"Oh" . I grabbed Chasity's hands and we walked to Dr.Rays office . This shit is about to be mad funny , I can already tell .
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Chasity
"Super Mario ! Curse you"Chasity yelled as we both walked inside Dr.Rays office . He jumped up looking alarmed . I couldn't even control my laughter or my face . Dr.Ray looked so startled .
"Excuse me , who are you?"he asked looking over at me .
"I'm a mushroom ! Did you know that Super Mario can hop on my back"I spoke as I twiddled my fingers .
This is tew much😜😂😩
"Um , this isn't the nut house . Mam , you can leave before I call 911"Dr.Ray spoke sternly . This old ass man didn't mind when Tip and his friend used to crack jokes . He just been getting old .
Tip and I ran out the therapy office . No way was my ass about to go to some damn nut house . I'm perfectly fine .
(2 weeks later)
"Finally ! I'm 4 months"I yelled . The doctor laughed as he wiped the cold gel all around my stomach . I had small stretch marks , there was no way in hell I was about to get rid of them . I love having stretch marks for some reason .
"The baby is fine , health is great as well as size . I can spot a body part"the doctor smiled . My 👀 grew wide as well as Tip's .
"You two are having---a girl"the doctor smiled . I leaped in joy as well as Tip . We already picked out a couple of girl names so this won't be that hard like I thought it would be . We shook doc's hand and left out . I was too happy right now . Just think in 5 months , I'll be a mother and Terrance will be a father .
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(Next Day)
"You think god will mind if we steal all of this shit outta here?"Rihanna asked staring closely at the baby bibs .
"Lord help her"my mama sighed as she picked up a baby bib , examining it closely . These two are so much when we're out shopping all together . They're a great help but sometimes they're literally just tew much😩 .
"Ri , I honestly doubt that god will allow us to steal"I spoke laughing a little while being serious at the same time . She looked confused .
"I thought he was your baby-daddy"she spoke with a confused look on her face . My mama covered her face while laughing into her hands .
"Rihanna , god blessed me with this baby"I told her . It felt like I was speaking to a little girl .
"So y'all didn't do the do?"
"Lord have mercy , no Rihanna"I laughed .
"So God blessed you with the baby but Terrance is your baby-daddy?"
"Yes child"I answered .
"Your serious?"
"Dead ass serious" .
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