Pinkemena Diane Pie (Part 1 Of 6 In EOI)

Truth or Dare

"Hi Bon Bon!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. Pinkie was at Bon Bon's sweet shop, searching for some nice sweets that she knew her two sisters would love. "I'll take a caramel apple for Inkie, and a chocolate cupcake for Blinkie." Bon Bon quickly looked through the lines of caramel apples and pulled out the biggest one. Then she quickly riffeled through the big batch of cupcakes, and pulled out a chocolate one with pink sprinkles on top. "That'll be two bits." Bon Bon declared. "Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie responded in her usual cheerie tone.

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"This apple is simply delicious!"
Inkie exclaimed. She had caramel all over her hoof, but she didn't seem to mind at all.
"I just love this cupcake!" Blinkie was doing her best to savor every bite of her cupcake, but she was having a hard time doing so. "Thank you girls!" Pinkie responded, pleased with her sisters' satisfaction. "Since this sleep over seems to be going sooooo well, why don't we play truth or dare?" Pinkie absolutely loved this game. "Sure!" Inkie and Blinkie said at once. "I'll go first. Inkie, truth or dare?" Pinkie was hoping that Inkie would pick truth, since she had a very good question. "Umm." Inkie paused. "Truth." "Yay!" Pinkie was bouncing up and down on her bed. "Okay," Pinkie took a deep breath. "What have you two been doing at home lately?"

"..."

"Inkie?"

"..."

"Blinkie?"

"..."

"Will somepony tell me what the hay is going on?"

Inkie took a deep breath.

"Blinkie and I have been making..."

Pinkie stared at Inkie. "Making what?"

This time Blinkie spoke. "Cupcakes."

Pinkie jumped up with happiness. "Cupcakes!" Inkie put a hoof over Pinkie's mouth. "Their not just any cupcakes, Pinkie. Their......their.....pony cupcakes."
Pinkie gasped. "Cool! You draw ponies on the cupcakes!? Awesome!" Blinkie rolled her eyes at Pinkie. "No, Pinkie. We make cupcakes out of ponies."
This time Pinkie's gasp was real. "P-p-p-pony cupcakes?!?!" Pinkie screamed. "Yes." Inkie replied. "Here's our story.

Blinkie and I were always fond of making cupcakes ever since you left home, but mama and papa were never happy when we did. It made Blinkie and I grow with anger, so much that one night while I was in the kitchen for Blinkie, she showed up with papa's head. I was shocked, but for some strange reason I didn't feel sad or upset. All I felt was happiness. Then an idea popped into my head. We could use papa's meat for cupcakes! And that's what we did. Ever since then, we've been killing ponies and baking them into cupcakes, selling their organs in the black market, where we've earned so much money."

By the time Inkie was finished, Pinkie was curled up in a ball, cowering.
"Aww, come on Pinkie." Blinkie said. "Just join our team, and you'll see how fun it is." Pinkie stood up bravely and glared at Blinkie with an expression of pure hatred. "Join you!?!? I wouldn't join you for all the sprinkles in all of Equestria!!!!"
Blinkie looked down, disappointed. "Okay, but can we at least finish our game of truth or dare before you call the police?"
Pinkie's eyes widened. She hadn't thought of calling the police. "Okie dokie lokie Blinkie." Pinkie said in a serious tone. "Pinkie, truth or dare?" Blinkie asked. "Dare." Pinkie's tone was still serious. Blinkie smiled. "I dare you to go to the cemetery for an hour. Alone."

"O-okie d-dokie l-l-lokie." Pinkie was terrified of the cemetery, but the sooner they could finish their game, the sooner Pinkie could have these two arrested.