Pinkemena Diane Pie (Part 1 Of 6 In EOI)

Laughter

In the morning, Pinkie was the first to wake up. "Good morning Blinkie. Good morning Inkie." When said, Inkie and Blinkie also woke up. "Good morning Pinkie." They both said together. Pinkie thought that maybe she could use a little morning excercise, so she waved to Inkie and Blinkie and made her way to a lovely little ballon shop close by.

As she walked along, she spotted a group of stallions, who were all very unhappy.
"Hi there!" Pinkie said, trying to make at least one of the four stallions happy. The first stallion, who had a black and white mane and tail and black hide spoke up. "Buzz off you little twerp." The other three stallions began laughing at Pinkie. Pinkie was both happy that they were now happy, but sad at the harsh word that stallion had said to her.
Pinkie decided to just shrug it off as just some stupid bullies, until she came to another little group of two mares fighting. "What's wrong?" Pinkie asked one of the mares. "She popped the balloon I was going to give my daughter!" Pinkie gasped. She turned to the other mare with fury. "How could you pop an innocent little balloon?! It did nothing to you!" The other mare answered back with just as much fury. "I did not do such a thing! She squished the cupcake I was about to give my nephew!" Pinkie turned back to the first mare, much more furious then before. "HOW DARE YOU SQUICH A SWEET LITTLE CUPCAKE! IT DIDN'T SQUISH YOU, NOW DID IT?!?" The two mares began laughing so hard they fell to the ground. "What is going on here?!" Pinkie demanded. The first mare said, "You fool! You really believe that story? Ha!" Pinkie raged with so much fury, she carelessly punched both mares in the face. Well that created a scene. Pinkie, now coming back to her senses, rushed back to Sugarcube corner, forgetting about the ballon shop.

When she returned to Sugarcube corner, she again found all the lights off, and the lamp on again. She groaned. As she walked towards the lamp, expecting another note, she found something nowhere close to a note. It was a cupcake. Pinkie felt slightly happier upon seeing a delicious treat. She took one bite, but immediately noticed something odd about it. The taste was awful. She spit her bite to the ground, realizing it was pony meat.
"Inkie." Pinkie thought. "Blinkie." Pinkie, for some strange reason, felt like taking another bite. She did. As she was about to spit it out again, she realized it didn't taste as bad as before. She chewed. She swallowed. She ate it all. She smiled. Then she remembered. "When you feel it, you will see it. Oh I feel it, and I see it, and I ate it."
Pinkie's hair went permanently straight, her light pink hide becoming a dark magenta, and her cutie mark going from three balloons to three 'red velvet' cupcakes, the top one being sliced open. Pinkie laughed hysterically. "Hmm, I'm hungry. I. Want. Cupcakes."