Pinkemena Diane Pie (Part 1 Of 6 In EOI)

Planning

"Follow me girls." Pinkie walked up her room, her elder sisters hot on her heels. When they reached her room, Pinkie reached under her bed and pulled out a big book with the word 'Pony' on it. "What is this for?" Inkie asked curiously. "It's my book of everypony in pony ville. I keep it to keep track of all my friends in ponyville. But now I think we should use it to keep track of the ponies who have already became cupcakes, and who haven't." Pinkie beamed with pride, for even now if she is happy, her mane and tail remain straight. "Hmm, Inkie and I have had something like this before. We have a better idea." Blinkie said, gently taking the book from Pinkie. "Alright" Pinkie handed her book to Blinkie, and then she nodded to Inkie, who went and got a red marker to write with.

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"Done." Inkie declared with satisfaction. Pinkie hesitantly trotted up to the two mares, wondering what masterpiece they had done. Pinkie looked at the ponies in her book, and noticed that they all had numbers under them. "What are the numbers for?"

"Well," Inkie explained "Every couple of days when we need more of our special ingredient, we look in our book. What ever day it is, like today is the 16th, we pick a pony from a random page with the same number underneath. Then one of us brings that pony here,and then we have some fun!" Inkie was so excited at the thought. "So I guess we need more of our 'secret ingredient' then, don't we girls?" Blinkie looked at the book, finding a pony with the number 16 underneath it. "Hey girls, it's the 16th today, and I think I found the perfect pony for our cupcakes." Inkie and Pinkie looked at the pony that Blinkie had chosen. "So girls,here's the plan," Blinkie said. "One of you will go get her and invite her to eat some special cupcakes, because we are seeing if unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies have....different taste buds. While that's happeneing, the one of you that stayed back will help me prepare a cupcake with sleeping pill powder in it, which we will give her to eat. When she goes unconscious, she will wake up to find herself in a dark

room with odd tools. She will also find herself strapped to a metal table, unable to move. That's when we will be able to start a little game with her. Then we will...play with her. If she starts to go unconscious, we simply give her a shot of adrenaline

to keep her awake. Then we harvest." Inkie and Pinkie knew what harvest meant,so they didn't need an explanation. Blinkie then smiled a devilish smile. "So, who wants to bring in Lyra?"