Agents Of Shield

084

AGENT COULSEN!!!??
I stood there with a shocked expression on my face. My mouth wide open with shock! What!? What the fish was going on!!! I stood there with the dopr open, lost in my very own thoughts.

'Excuse me miss, my name is agent Coulsen of Shield. We have found traces of an unknown object here. May we enter?' He said whilst showin me his badge.

This is a joke. Its not real. It can't possibly be real. Its just...impossible. I'm being punked arent I? Yep! That must be it! Thats just... oh just watch. I'm going to play along with their silly little game.

'Yeah. Ok sure. You guys can come in.' I replied hurridly noticin impatience growing on the mans face. He slowly enered the house followed by the rest of his team - agent ward, skye, may and fitzsimmons. I wonder how much this prank cost? They walked around searching the house with very expensive looking equipment. I walked around the house after them out of curiosity. 

A few hours passed and they still hadn't found anything inside the house.

I was stood by the doorframe and they discussed something in hushed voices. They all turned to look at me and Agent Coulsen walked towards me.

'We would like to ask you a few questions if that is ok with you? He asked politely

Not being able to play along with the prank any longer I said to 'Coulsen' ' Ok, I know this is a prank so you guys can just go because I really want to just sit down and watch Tv now.'

All of the team just looked at me like I'd grown a second head as soon as the words left my mouth. Oh, they're good at staying in character. 

'This isn't a prank.......' Agent Ward replied. 'Why would we be pranking you?'

'Oh sure it isn't. It't not like you guys are characters from a TV show or anything.' I said with a blank expression.  ' look guys, I know it's a prank, no need to keep in character.'

I now had the attention of all of the agents and they all began analysing me inside their head. No one spoke and the room was silent until Fitz whispered

'She's the 084! It all makes sense now!' His voice began to rise as the wheels in his brain began to turn. 'We couldn't find anything out o he ordinary in the objects because it's her!'

He started to jump with excitement as he explained his theory to the agents. I stood there with a bored expression on my face! Couldnt these guys just give it a rest! I know its a prank! So why want they just pack up and GO!

Skye walked towards me ' An 084 is an....'

I, having watched the show, cut her off by replying ' ......An unknown object. Last time it was Thor's hammer'

'How did you know that?' Ward asked suspiciously.

'COZ IT'S A FRIKKING TV SHOW YOU IDIOTS.  CAN YOU JUST CUT OUT THE SILLY ACTS!' I practically screamed at their faces.

They all looked really shocked at my sudden outburst but right now I can't deal with it all. Mostly, because im on my period and during this time, I am particularly short tempered. My face began to heat up for two reasons. 1, I was blushing coz of what I just did and 2, im angry.

'We're being serious, this isnt an act.' Simmons chipped in. I looked around at everyones faces and they all looked dead serious at this point.

'Ok then, If all of this is real, then prove it!' I said in a gentle tone. This should catch them by suprise. Theres literally no way they can prove it. HAH! Take that losers!

Suddenly, I felt a hard jab on my neck, and I fell into darkness.......