Aries: On a scale of one to ten, they're like 2
Taurus: Apparently extremely evil
Cancer: They're secretly stabbing you in their crazy ass mind
Gemini: Actually a peacemaker
Leo: Sugar, spice and everything nice
Virgo: Thinks they're evil but they are the complete opposite
Scorpio: Actually evil but nobody sees it
Sagittarius: The most evil but nobody realizes it
Capricorn: Capable of starting a war
Aquarius: Satan
Pisces: They may hit you with a stick, but that's as far as they'll go
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