Aries: Annoying but funny
Taurus: Secretly hates everyone
Gemini: Obsessive over food
Cancer: Adorable and happy
Leo: Smart and weird
Libra: Sporty but lazy
Virgo: Only watches Netflix
Scorpio: Probably planning murder
Sagittarius: Doesnt do anything
Capricorn: Irritating and cute
Aquarius: Super duper funny
Pisces: Lovable lil kittens
