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Monday 4:26 pm:

Me - I hate college

Jimin - Why?

Me - Because they give me so much homework for one day

Jimin - Sucks for you

Me - You bitch

Jimin - I'm not a bitch

Me - Are you sure about that?

Jimin - Yeah

Me - I think you're right

Jimin - Of course I'm right, I'm always right

Me - So confident

Jimin - I have to be confident for my lovely ARMY

Me - That reminds me
Me - What does ARMY stand for?

Jimin - It stands for Adorable Representative MC for Youth

Me - That's long but I like it
Me - I'm an ARMY now

Jimin - Now be prepared to be awake for a long time because you never know when we'll release something

Me - Yeah, like what you did with Black Swan
Me - You released a mv for that song without anyone knowing and probably caused a lot of deaths

Jimin - It was a surprise for ARMY but we didn't mean to kill anyone with it

Me - Well you did, I died from it

Jimin - Sorry but we don't regret a thing

Me - Of course you don't
Me - Why would you?

Jimin - True
Jimin - So are you going to start on your homework?

Me - Nope

Jimin - Do your homework young lady

Me - Never

Jimin - Don't make me call you just to scold you

Me -

Me - FineMe - But I'm only doing it because I don't want to hear your voice

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Me - Fine
Me - But I'm only doing it because I don't want to hear your voice

Jimin - Now who's the bitch

Me - I was born to be a bitch
Me - Am I doing good job at it?

Jimin - Yes you are

Me - Then I'm doing my job right

Jimin - I'm done with you

Me - I'm done with myself

Jimin -

Me - Did you just use Jungkook's face?

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Me - Did you just use Jungkook's face?

Jimin - No I used my own

Me - I'm not stupid I know that was sarcasm

Jimin - Good job you figured it out

Me -

Jimin - Really? Using my face for a reaction?

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Jimin - Really? Using my face for a reaction?

Me - Yes it fits the situation because you have glasses on

Jimin - Of course
Jimin - I have to go to dance practice
Jimin - And you have to do your homework if you want to graduate college

Me - Okay dad
Me - Bye Jimin

Jimin - Bye Y/N

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