Splatoon One-shots

don't call goggles short

hewo author here!!!
I want to give a big thanks and shout out to @Pinkgirl2222 for giving me the idea and letting me do this!!!
go check out her headcanon book!!! (aka the book that gave me this idea)

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a normal day in inkoplolis the s4 were having a meeting and goggles was pantsing rider while the rest of team blue facepalmed.

goggles: I got you rider!

Rider: goggles I'm going to crush you with my dynamo roller 

after being crushed by Rider

Bobble: goggles you are so stupid sometimes. 

Goggles: iSn'T tHaT wHy PeOpLe LoVe MeEeE???

s4 walks over

Army: Goggles stop being very loud-

Aloha: and gay

Goggles: you can really be talking aloha u act gay around army all the time

(aloha blushes)

Army: ehm. we are trying to have a meeting 

Aloha: calm down curry boy~ it's better than this boring meeting 

2 green and light blue inklings walk by 

"I can't believe rider lets that short (a word) inkling goggles pants him," the green one says
"hah I can't believe that the ridiculous team blue beat him and the s4" the blue one says

Goggles: what the (h-word) did you just say? (he says with a smile and a  scary tone).

Green: short 
L Blue: ridiculous

Goggles walks over to the green and light blue and the rest of the blue team backs up scared for their life

Rider: what are yall doing

specs: trying to live 

Headphones: yall gonna wanna back up....

Army: okay

Mask: i don't care but okayyyyyy

skull: (eating a lollypop) okay

Rider: sure (rolls eyes)

Aloha just does

goggles precedes to beat the %$#@ outta the 2 inklings 

Rider: wtf goggles!??? 

Aloha: you need to chill dude that's not fresh

army: writing something about not to call goggles short

Skull: (kinda scared for his life) eating his lollypop

mask: doesn't give af

the 2 inklings walk away looking like they had been crushed by rider's dynamo multiple consecutive times.

goggles walks away with not a scratch and in smile mode

moral of the story
never ever call goggles short or he gonna beat the $#&% outta 

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hewo author here again I just wanted to say that I'm thankful for all the reads I'm getting and I love u all

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE