Daily bullshit with the others

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Funny: I'm back you guys *holding a cup of coffee*

everyone still silent from what happened last time

Funny: are you guys ok? *she takes a sip*

Ren: no. . .

Funny: oh. . .*she snaps her finger *

the screen turns on

Jada sitting at a breakfast table "my mattress is strapped to eight Roombas and I leave all my door open at night so the Roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions, Icefreeze, Spike, Jaune, Jaden, Killer, Aiden, Snowflake, Tike,   Gears, Solar:". . . what the fuck Jada"

Twilight: that makes no sense!

Weiss: why you do that?

Funny: *flips them off while taking another sip of coffee"

Icefreeze yelling at Spike "you know what? you're in time out! get on top of the fridge, get up there!" Spike climbing on top of the fridge "THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!"

Luna: Wh-

Funny: don't worry about it

Luna: ok

Rainbow: this is funny

Jada on her fifteenth cup of coffee "good credit, bad credit, no credit no problem, depressed? fuck it! ghost credit" Spike and Jaune "we are gonna get a Subaru!"

Yang: *tries now t to laugh* that was kinda funny

Saphron : wait how many cups?

Funny:. . . . *slowly takes another sip while looking at her*

Jaune looking at Gears "why are you here?" Gears holding a bag of chocolate "Steel text me that Goldie got hurt, so I bought him Jada" Jaden looks at him confused "why?" Gears smile "Jada is his favorite cousin" Goldie is hugging Jada while crying.

Funny:*feeling proud*

Ruby: who's that?

Funny that my friend Gears and my cousin Goldie and they are dating

Weiss: your someone favorite?

Funny: and you have daddy issues?

Spike smiling like an insane man " HI I'M SPIKE SHENANIGAN AND WELCOME TO JACK ASS!" Snowflake yelling in the background for him to stop

Apple Jack: what's did he doing?

Funny: something that causes him to get a concussion and two broken arms like Deku from BNHA

Everyone "A WHAT!"

Funny: at least Snowflake tried to stop him. . . 

"if you ever need to discuss your problems with someone. . .Find Goldie, he lives for that shit" -Fireflame

Funny: facts

Celestia: who Fireflame?

Funny: my cousins and Fireflame is Icefreeze and snowflake's older brother

Solar arguing with Steel " Fuck you!" Steel smirks "later, now listen here you little shi-"

Funny: Steel is Goldie's brother and Solar is Gears brother

Yang: ar-

Funny: yes they are gay and they are also dating

Goldie crying while holding Uno cards "this is literally like when Caesar got stabbed in the back for inventing a salad" Steel rolls his eyes as he placing down 4 plus card  "bro don't bring the bible into this and Uno"

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