Funny: I'm back. Yall, today we are gonna watch Jaune and Spike, Surviving Vampire momm- Vampire boo- *clears her throat* Tall Vampire lady.
Everyone: Wait, what?
* The screen turns one*
Jaune is sitting in a cell while Spike is picking the locks, Jaune looks annoyed because his arm got taken. "They took my fucking arms....." he said with an angry tone, Spike rolled his eyes.
"I mean it's not my fault that you fell for the old damsel in distress, it's the OLDEST TRICK THE BOOK JAUNE MILES LUNA SPIRIT," The dragon said angrily to the blonde knight who just looks at him and hits his head on the wall.
Twilight: why Spike is so angry?
Funny: Got pissed off that they are not only in the wrong location but they are in a cell of a very shitty seller
Rarity: Aww, poor Spikey Wikey!
Phyrra: Will they be okay? *look worried*
Funny:.......*then takes a sip of Monster*
Weiss: That ensuring.....
Funny: How are those mommy issues going?
Weiss: I don't know how your girlfriend is, but wait, don't have one
Fluttershy: *softly speaks* Uh gir- *gets cut off*
Funny: Fucking great, at least my father isn't a slave owner while my mother is not an alcoholic...
Weiss: *Shut up*
Funny:*feeling guilty* Im sorry for getting a little personal Miss Schnee, I promise not to bring up any family problems, truce?
Weiss: Truce....and Im also sorry for being vulgar
"How I was supposed to know, that we get kidnapped for trying to help!" Jaune sighs frustratedly, Spike looks at him with a deadpan stare, basically giving him the what the fuck look, and groans.
"oh, I dont know maybe Jada or Izuku, or anyone who had watched horror movies, crime documentaries, hell even on crime tik tok! Anyone who has common sense!" Spike shouted at him, Jaune was about to speak but realize something was gone, or someone.
"Spike, where are our siblings?" Jaune asked Spike with a serious look, The dragon just stopped what he is doing and then stares at him with a panicked looked.
"Oh Shit......"
Ruby: Did just realize that you and Izuku wasn't there?
Funny: everything was blurred
Yang: More like Forgetting.......
----With Jada and Izuku---
"How the hell we ended up in an old toy factory," Jada questions as she kicks the scrap metal, Izuku looks at a statue of a tall blue mascot, then looks at his younger cousin, who is holding a device, gently takes it out of her hands.
Ren: so that's where you guys ended up at
Fluttershy: I don't like the statue
Pinkie pie: it looks so CUTE!
Nora: I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?
Funny: Fucking blue bitch......
"Maybe the teleporter has a glitch or some kind of shortage, that teleported us here by mistake, but if we can find some tools and scrap metal and some other things, that can help us fix it..." Izuku starts mumbling to himself as he turns back to the statue, his mumbling stops as his face turns pale "D-did that statue just moved?" Spike asked the younger demon, who just shrugs.
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RWBY and MLP cast react to BlackFlame(Spike)and Unholy Knight (Jaune)
Fanficboth Jaune and Spike has been expelled, bandished, abandon by their friends the who thought they can trust but no one doesn't know what happened them (the characters from mlp are humanized (I dont own MLP nor RWBY)
