One day I was walking and saw this cute dude
He was like REALLLLLYYYYY REALLLLYYYYY good looking
And he looked at me and gave me a disgusting look and said "what are staring at bitch?"
And I got mad and said "CATCH THESE HANDS MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!!"
SO I JUMPED ON HIS 4ft ASS AND WE FOUGHT AND GUESS WHAT
HE GOT GUNS BUT SUCKS AT PUNCHINGGGGG
AND HIS ASS SAID "GET OFF ME UGLYASS"
OH THIS HOE DID NOT!!!
AND HE CAME FOR MY HEIGHT LIKE BITCH YOU AINT THAT MUCH TALLER THAN ME ANYWAYS SHORTASS BITCHHHHHHH!!
then someone called the cops because we accidentally hit their kid and we both got arrested
But we all know who actually won...
Me of course😌
