Jokes (Alastor x reader)

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It was a regular day in the hotel, all except-

"Alastor?"

"Yes my love?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"I don't know dear why?"

"To get to the little bitches house"

"Oh?"

"Knock knock"

"Who is there love?"

"THE CHICKEN"

*Laughter ensues*

"Dear?"

"Yeah?"

"I have a dark one"

"Ok shoot"

"I was going to tell a dead baby joke"

"Ok??"

"But I decided to abort"

"ALASTOR"

"I TOLD YOU IT WAS DARK"

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Done~

I honestly don't know what this is..

See ya~

      ~Sabrina

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