360 no scope cheers xD

Part I - cheers xD

"Czas na obiad" my mum says,

"Cheers xD" I say back, "whot are we goina' eat?"

"You aren't eating anything" :/ "you've been a bad boy today"

After a five minutes silence, she leaves. I smash my hand into the table. Fuck this shaite. My mum isn't feeding me, this is pretty shaite, innit? Time to rant to my mandem in the Discord server, cheers.

I log onto Discord, and see my best friend and crush Ingrid online, she's the cutest. I forget all about my mandem, aka the best Discord server ever, Coffee Ella, and message my best friend Ingrid instead. Cheers, I say, while I raise my wineglass full of water in. It's a good night tonight and after we talk I should absolutely do a 24 hour chess stream haha cheers to having a space temperature IQ. That's pretty high by the way.

Discord chat w Ingrid,
left is Ingrid, right is Yuki:

"sup xd"

"uhh oh hi yuki lol??"

"can i rant to you?"

... No response, what the shaite?

"ok thanks for letting me rant, you see my mum isn't feeding me but i already feel better after talking to you, so big cheers. im serious. youre the best."

"ok?? LMAO"

I love her reactions, it's so cute. It reminds me of anime girls haha, thick anime girls one might say. I think we're ready for the next step, so i decide to call Ingrid with cam. I look so good damn. Ingrid picks up;

"'ello, cheers." I say,
"... HUUUUUUUUU-"
"jESas, haha cheers did'ye blow me off, haha I mean blow off into the microphone? You carn't scare me, haha."

... Aight I know she's shy n' all, but she can at least respond it ain't like she's a mute, you reckon.

"Hæii- >.<"

Hold up, was that Ingrid? Pretty dark voice, but I'll raise a glass to that voice, it's dark and sexy, like those mature thick anime girls, cheers. I'm trying my best to convince myself that voice doesn't belong to a man, because i'm not crushing on some dude lol, what am i, gay? Fricks no xD.

"Cheers haha hot voice, can we do asmr roleplay?"
"Thump-" 

Oh, Ingrid must be using her phone lmfao, she probably dropped it, or her microphone.

"Sweetheart, did you drop your phone h-"

... Ingrid has her camera on, it's obviously her phone, because all I see is a pair of legs, and something else... My face goes pale, my heart faster. This was a mistake. I saw something I shouldn't have ever seen.
"Is that a fucking dick or sumthn? lmfao" I say straightforward, no one gotta be rude, i'm just asking.
"Yeah? LMAO?" I hear her- or him- them- i- it? IDFK, respect to that, a hole is a hole, no wait, now isn't the time for that, i'm not gay...

I ain't no fucking home of sexual. Lmfao.