Yuki the gamer is shocked when his homie Ingrid pulls out a *hM* after thinking she's a girl for 2 years???!?!??!
Cheers lmfao xD
(WARNING: CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT, STRONG LANGUAGE AND NSFW THEMES)
Trigger warning: this chapter contains strong language and mature (NSFW) themes.
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Lmfao, it's still evening and i'm still wasted as fuck, holy bloody mother Mary. Ingrid and I have been flirting as fuck back and fourth. I tell her, i mean him, no them, to come get it lmfao xD they want it, I know it. My last message was;
"Hey Ingrid, remember when I said you should be in a shooting? Well I want you to be in a certain shooting, some moisty stuff shooting lmfao cheers XD. I know you're interested I was wondering if you would like to do another ERP sometime again, I would definitely clap those cheeks lmfao Cheers xD".
Ingrid is real fucking naughty today, 'ingrøll' is typing, and all I can say is cheers as I raise my glass for the 27th time and sips that pure polish vodka xD. I get the ping,
(uh yeah yall get the deal, left is Ingrid, right is Yuki:)
"come get it then xoxo"
"um this is a trap question u reckon"
"what"
"cheers xD"
I go offline and close my computer, finish off the last bit of vodka. I get a notification on my Nokia with yaoi boy background, that @ Ingrid sent me a message that says "ok". It's really fucking late, so he must be @ bed right now. I take a plane to Norway cheers, Ingrid lives in the city. I like big boys in the city boys. I go to Ingrid's place, which I got the address from his mom, who works with my mothers neighbours foot massager, haha how pretty fucking iconic am i right?
I pick the locks to his room. Bonne fucking appetit to me xD.
"Dinner is severed lmfao" I say.
Ingrid hops out of his bed in shock, I must have surprised him, but isn't he overreacting? lol he said I could come get it, so thats what i did, because i'm a man of my words. So what's the deal
Ingrid gets pure red in the head and yells "WHÆT? THÆS IS NORREWAY AND YOU'RE FROM ÆNGLAND?? HOW DID YØU GÆT HERE, WHÆT?"
"No need to be surprised babe, you made me do a 180 for you haha" I say, really charming, if I do say so myself
"Donøt you meæn 360, Yuki?"
"No that's for csgo, lmfao. Doing a 360 no scope cheers"
Yuki then tells Ingrid to bendover, and then pounds Ingrid in his opposite meow meow.
"Lmfao-" I say, "A hole is a hole, I guess i'm bi then xD"
Ingrid shakes his head. "No fuckæng way, you don't sæi."
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yo lads, gents and non binary pals. So, this is the end of my Ingrid becoming a male AU, idk if y'all reckon, but it's a joke story i wrote for my friend @crazykattedame and her bf yuki, as y'all can see he's a pretty wild fellow who says 'cheers xD' one two many times. Thanks for reading, sorry for the shit ton of dialogue i got tired of editing it ngl, cheers xD.
