Luigi is having yet another boring day in Mushroom Kingdom.
"Bowser got bored of kidnapping Peach, so there is nothing fun to do anymore." Luigi says to his brother, Mario.
"Hey, come on, there has got to be something fun to do." Mario replies, "for example, I eat a lot of spaghetti. That's super fun!"
*Sigh*
"Not everyone loves spaghetti you know." Luigi says in a bored, monotone voice.
"Ok, let me think..... OH I KNOW!" Mario exclaims.
"Jeez, shout louder so that the polar bears in Antarctica can hear you, will you!"
Mario facepalms.
"A friend of mine showed me this really cool thing on the computer called Eboy.. or Ebay.. or.. something like that where you can buy cool stuff!"
"Like what? Don't you dare say ANYTHING spaghetti related!"
"Uhhhh, video games and houses." Mario then whispers, "aaaaannnndddd Spaghetti forts"
*The next morning*
Luigi walks over to his computer and boots it up. He opens up Google and types in "Ebay." He clicks on the link and types in houses and filters it to the lowest price and he sees a MANSION FOR $1!!!
"WHAT THE HECK" Luigi exclaims to himself.
"Hey, keep it down I'm trying to get a new high score in Donkey Kong!" Mario shouts from the living room.
Luigi clicks "buy" and uses Mario's credit card (again) to buy a mansion.
"WOOHOO! I'm gonna get the hell outta this stupid castle!! FINALLLYYYYYYYYYY!"
"BRUH! I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!" Mario is screaming now, "YOU JUST GOT ME KILLED! I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEATING MY HIGHSCORE ASSHOLE!"
With that, Luigi packs his bags and leaves the Mushroom Castle and Mushroom Kingdom behind, with Mario's credit card in his wallet. ;)
I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of The Mansion of Doom. Make sure to stay tuned for the next chapter to find out the answer to this question... what will happen to Luigi in The $1 Mansion?
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The Mansion of Doom
ParanormalThe Mansion of Doom is a ghost story which revolves around Luigi from Super Mario Bros. He has to survive in a Haunted Mansion and fights off a lot of ghosts. But... will he survive The Mansion of Doom?
