Hating Old People ~ Kakashi's Daughter Naruto Fanfiction

9) More Family Dinner and Amateur Stalkers

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. Yay, an update!! Happy now Lissa strudel?? ;P

Kida's POV

Today has definitely been one of the longest days of my life.

I completed my journey to the 'Not So Hidden Village in the Leaves'.

I met my father, which didn't go nearly as well as I had planned it... But I guess a kick to the shin is pretty much the equivalent to a hand shake these days.

I got chased through the streets and over the roofs of an unfamiliar village.

I was almost burned to a crisp by a fire breathing, wanna be dragon.

Attacked by multiple idiot clones.

Tackled to the ground by an adult male.

Tied up with enough rope to absale down the Hokage faces (that's right, over dinner I've been educated on the landmarks and history of Konoha. So I know that that crazy mountain over there is supposed to be historically and culturally significant.)

I've been 'highly encouraged' (to the point where I have no choice) to reside in Konoha with my 'father' Kakashi.

And I am now sharing a meal of barbeque with said father and my new self-appointed 'Uncle Guy'.

Now, I've met some pretty stupid people in my life.

The guy that thought he could pull off cow leg warmers.

The blonde lady that was convinced she could win the next round of roulette. Every. Damn. Time.

And there was that one misguided soul who decided it would be a good idea to challenge a upright walking, human talking shark with a ridiculously big sword, to a duel.

But nothing could have prepared me for the idiot in front of my eyes now.

...Oh Naruto, you unfortunate creature.

I shared a bored look with Kakashi as the disguised Naruto asked us for our orders in a deep, muffled sort of voice. Kakashi sighed and hummed while looking over the menu.

I picked up my own menu and looked over it absently, my gaze lazily drifting every few seconds over to, the now red in the face and excessively sweating, Naruto.

Well if Naruto is here, then the rest of the team must be who's been watching us. I looked out the window where now I knew Sasuke and Sakura were watching us.

I could have some fun with this...

Sasuke's POV

What a loser.

There's no way they don't know that's him.

I glance over at Sakura with her eyes wide and mouth hanging open in disbelief.

I'm surrounded by idiots...

When I looked back, Kida was staring out the window again in our direction. Her eyes were emotionless as she stared out the window at us. Without blinking or letting her eyes stray from their fixed point of the roof top where we were hiding, she began twirling the menu in her hands around in front of her.

That's sort of creepy... Or intimidating...

Sakura edged closer to me on the roof top causing me to reflexively roll my eyes.

"Y-you don't think she can see us can you?" She stuttered quietly. "She's looking right at us, it's creepy..."

I sighed deeply before answering, trying to convince myself as well as Sakura. "She can't possibly see us in the dark at this distance, nobody's eye sight can be that good." I replied keeping my gaze on Kida who was still staring unblinkingly out the window as she continued twirling the menu around between her pale, delicate fingers. Her gaze somehow seemed more sure than before, as though she could sense our discomfort and that confirmed our location to her.