Oof

yeet

*Gravity Falls theme*

Im blue dabadi dabida *more gibberish that i dont know how to spell*

*Star Wars theme*

Little things make me wanna cryyyyyy sometimes, but thats just lifee, it'll be alrightttttt

The kokonut nut is a giant nut is a giant nut, if you eat to much you'll get very fat, the kokonut nut is a big big nut but this delicious nut is NOT A NUT

Have you had a muffin today? I wanna Die Die DIEE, please i wanna Die Die Die, Die Die Die, its muffin tiiimme, cuz i wanna die die die

Creeper, Awwww man, so we back in the mine got out pickaxe swinging side to side, side side to side, this task a grueling one hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight

And i said HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA HEYYAAEYAEY, I SAID HEY, WHATS GOIN ON

ITS EARTHWORM SALLY, CARRYING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI, FLORIDA TO CALI, from Florida to Cali, AAAHHHHHHHHHH

Derp derpity derp derp de derp

A duck walkes up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any GrApEs" the man said "no we just sell lemonade, but its cold and its fresh and its all home made, can i get you a glass?" The duck said "I'll pass" THEN HE WADDLED AWAY waddle waddle 'till the very next day

I have a pen, i have an apple, uhh, apple penn, i have a pen, i have a pineapple, uhh, pineapple penn, apple pennn, pineapple pennnn, uhh, pen pineapple apple pen

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP, do do do the flop, do do do the flop, everybody do the flop, do do do the flop, do do do the flop EVERYBODY DO THE FLOOOOOPPPPP

Oh im a gummy bear, yes im a gummy bear, oh im a yummy, jelly, funny lookin gummy bear

Every time i go to dinner it seems like im gettin a little bit thinner, i'll sit down at the breakfast table, i can talk there not able, when i look at them i find there's a single question on their mind, i wish it could go back to the way it was but its not easy now because, MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS IM GAY, I GUESS ITS ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY

I SHOOT MY ARROWS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING EEEYYYYOOOOO CREEPERS KO

DON'T MINE AT NIGHT, I KNOW YOUR LOOKING AT THAT CAVE AND YOUR FEELING KINDA BRAVE, GO TO BED YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT, DON'T MINE AT NIGHT

*Minecraft theme playes*

I like trains

Ya like jazz

I think i broke the 4th wall of reality in multiple ways

*gum chewing intensifies*

Sooooooooooooooooooooo, i like turtles

Pillows are life

I cant sleep

Im to tired to sleep if thats possible

Im full of tired energy

I live off of memes

Bob the shadow is watching me rn, say hi to Bob in the comments

The other shadows are either jealous that they don't get names or there still annoyed because im not scared of them

Is it normal to see shadows almost every night that resemble humanoids

My dog is a rat dog

I remember we had this monkey puppet and my cat hated that thing

My cat also bit my arm a lot yesterday

It's 2:28am