Mako- MAKATO would be sitting in the lunchroom, thinking about Hatsune Miku's sister, Sayaka, the generic girl. Celeste would be lying about games. There was a beautiful breeze, and romance was in the air. Makato looked over at Celeste, focusing her attention on her. Oh, how she acts is so nice, and her beautiful hair.. He thought dreamily. Just then, Celeste walked over..
"H-hi Celes-" ..and spit on Makato's shoes.
"Puny," she said.
"O-oh.." Makato looked down at his shoes. "Confused on why you would do that.."
"I felt like it." Celeste said, her twintails flying in the breeze that somehow got in through closed windows, captivating Makato!
"I'm Makato Naegi," he said hopefully.
"I know and don't care," Celeste said, smiling at him. Makato stared at her dreamily.
"You sure know a lot.." He said, then Celeste slapped him across the face. He looked very sad, but was amazed at how strong Celeste was..
"..t-this is a one-way relationship, I like her.." he mumbled under his breath, then turned to face Celeste.
"I hope your grandma burns if she isn't already dead," she said sweetly. Makato blinked.
"Oh yeah, she's dea-"
"I hope her corpse burns."
"Oh..."
"I will burn you into ashes. Go fuck yourself, puny."
"W-what if I fucked you?" He whispered seductively...
" . . . " Celeste was quiet. And then she pulled out her chainsaw. "This is more my style."
"I mean what I was joking hahahahah yeah."
"..." She turned to walk away.
"W-wait.." He grabbed her wrist, the breeze got more intense as their hair flowed in the wind, especially Makato's ahoge! Then he kissed Celeste.
"..Now you've gone and done it, fucker." SHE TURNED ON THE CHAINSAW, AND IT MADE A ROARING SOUND.
"OH NO!!" MAKATO SCREAMED IN FEAR.
"I hope you die a virgin." She said, raising the chainsaw, but then she stopped.. And saw Saya-- I mean Hatsune Miku's sister walking in the dining hall.
"Actually, I wanna kill her, brb."
":0 yay now Celeste's mine" Makato said. There was loud screaming and splattering, and then a blood-soaked Celeste walked back over to Makato.
"She is dead."
"OwO yay"
"Yay??" Celeste questioned, staring at MakAto.
"Y-yes.. I like y-you.." Makato said, blushing.
"No" Celeste said. Makato cried. "Go fuck Sayaka's cor-" Suddenly, Sayaka sprang up!
"BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME" she shouted.
"OH SHIT" Celeste yelled. "WHAT THE FU-"
"UH" Makato stared at Hatsune Miku's sister, finding her unbelievably sexy. Sayaka ripped the chainsaw out of her chest. "S-SAYAKA" Makakto exclaimed.
"HATSUNE MIKU'S SISTER? HOW ARE YOU ALIVE??" Celeste yelled. Sayaka stopped to think.
"Uh... I don't know actually... BUT I AM HERE FOR REVENGE!" Makato then realized he loved Sayaka. " AND NOW BECAUSE OF MY STUPID FUCKING FAMOUS ASS PLASTIC GIRL TEAM IM GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU. BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY MOTIVATIONAL." she said.
"I-I'm sorry Sayaka, I love you-" Makato said.
"I'm going to kill your puny virgin boyfriend," Celeste said, taking out her chainsaw. Sayaka grabbed her knife. Celeste killed Makato.
"MAKATO IS MI- Oh."
"I'm s-sorry, Sayaka..." Makato said, then died. Celeste dusted herself off.
"The virgin has been taken care of." She said.
"Oh shit," Sayaka said. She then naruto ran at Celeste and killed her. Celeste gasps.
"I-I lied.. I DON'T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER!" she then died. Makato then magically came back from the dead, looking at Sayaka.
"Sayaka, my love..!" While they were sharing this romantic moment, Celeste also came back to life.
"N o."
"Oh," Makato said. Sayaka stared.
"I TOOK TWO HOURS TO PLAN THAT," she yelled. Celeste charged at her. Stepping on her skull and then her heart.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. OH SHIT!" Sayaka screamed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Makato yelled, heartbroken. Sayaka stabbed Celeste's shin.
"I'M NOT DEAD YET," She yelled. Celeste screamed. Makato used hope to revive Sayaka. "MAKATO SENPAI COME HERE," Makato blushed at Sayaka. Then Celeste fucked Makato. "Wtf," Sayaka said. Makato fucked Celeste back!! Sayaka got up. "ALRIGHT I'M FUCKING UNDEAD NOW," she said. Celeste glanced at Makato, batting her eyelashes.
"Makato.. I've actually loved you this whole time!" Sayaka chased Celeste.
"BITCH,"
"Shit." Celeste ran from the angry Sayaka. Sayaka held up the crusty golden katana, but Makato, now on Celeste-senpai's side, TRIPPED SAYAKA!!
"OH SHIT," Sayaka yelled, falling. Once on the ground, Makato yelled,
"GET HER!!" To Celeste, cheering for her. Celeste put her foot on Sayaka's skull, stepping on it. Sayaka's fake chest transplants then pop. Everyone stares.
"Uh.. I can explain that." She said nervously. Makato stared in disbelief.
"YOU FAKE," he yelled.
" at least my chest is real " Celeste said.
"CELESTE, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHEST. ANYWAY, MY ASS IS RE-" Makato and Celeste exposed her fake ass as well. "SHIT, I'VE BEEN EXPOSED" She yelled.
"Die." Celeste said. She jumped on Sayaka.
"THIS IS RUINING MY REPUTATION!! AAAAAAA-" Celeste then bent down and whispered in Sayaka's ear.
"I"m actually lesbian for you, Sayaka."
"O-omg?!!?!?" Sayaka said, blushing. She then winked at Celeste. Then they ;)) some more, and Makato cried.
"Fine, I have Kyoko," he said and walked away.
"You can die a virgin." Celeste said.
Then Celeste and Sayaka ;))).
THE END
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makoto x celeste (A TRUE LOVE STORY) shitpost
Fanfictionwill celeste like makoto back?!??! this is a discord convo that we did a joke rp on with my friends, it was absolutely full of crack and was craziness. plz read it i took like an hour on this, also preferably 13+ because of strong language/sensitive...
