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231-487-XXXX
Welcome to the dark side!

231-842-XXXX
shut up ian 😒

231-487-XXXX
YOU KNOW WHAT NINA?!?!


??? Who are you people?

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DANIEL YOU DONT HAVE OUR CONTACTS SAVED?! BRUH

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I mean we've only know you for HOW many months?

231-487-XXXX
#hellaoffended


Sorry to "hella offend" you... but I have no clue who you guys are. My name isn't Daniel... you must have plugged my number in wrong or something.

231-842-XXXX
Way to go Ian... you added some random chick to the chat. Bravo

231-487-XXXX
NINA STOP BULLYING ME ):

Okay... well I'm gonna go now... good luck on your quest to find Daniel. (:

231-487-XXXX
WAIT NO DONT LEAVE!


Why should I stay?

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BEACAUSEEEE I'm bored

231-842-XXXX
What's your name?

Kyra Maybelle.

231-487-XXXX
that's a really pretty name! 😍


Thank you very much! How about you guys? What are your names?

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Ian but you can call me "Sexy Beast"

231-842-XXXX
Im Nina!

I'm calling you Neens.

231-678-XXXX
Hi I'm Candice!

You are now Candy Cane in my phone. You're welcome.

231-539-XXXX
I'm Kat (:

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Michael

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Steven 👌

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Zach 👍

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Matt Davis

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I'm paul.

OH MY GOD CAN I CALL YOU PAULIO THE PENGUIN?!?

Paulio The Penguin🐧
Absolutely not.

HAHAHAHA I ALREADY DID IT PAULIO. AHAHAHAHAHAH

Matty Davis Bo Bavis
I'm scared to see what you have us all under as...

Neens
Yeah....

Ian But You Can Call Me Sexy Beast
Yeah...

Candy Cane
Yeah....

Steevia
Yeah.....

Zach 🦃
Yeah.....

Kit-Kat
Yeahhhh.....

MiChEaL
Yeah.....

Paulio The Penguin🐧
Well we already know what mine is 😒


WHY are you so grumpy Paulio? I've brought you great joy with my presence. You are very welcome. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah.

Neens
Icon. Straight icon.

Hehe ! Thank you neens

Ian But You Can Call Me Sexy Beast
But seriously... what do you have us under?

Ugh fine! Okay so for Ian I have "Ian But You Can Call Me Sexy Beast."

Ian But You Can Call Me Sexy Beast
Sick.

For Nina I have Neens.

Neens
👌

Candice is Candy Cane and Kat is Kit-Kat

Candy Cane
Aw cute

Kit-Kat
Straight up icon.

Matt is Matty Davis Bo Bavis

Matty Davis Bo Bavis
Banana banna foe favis

Then we have Steevia, Zach🦃, and MiChEaL

Zach🦃
A turkey?

Just roll with it.

Steevia
Periodt.

LAST BUT NO LEAST WE HAVE MY FAVORITE PAULIO THE PENGUIN 🐧

Paulio The Penguin🐧
Don't call me that

I'm finna call you what ever I wanna call you Paulio. My Phone. My Choice.

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