York The Dork Of New York.

"Hello everyone my name is York and this is the story of my life hope y'all enjoy".
"So I was born in a White House I was rich at that time. My ma's names was Pima White and my pa's name was Donald White welp that's the first part".

"Hello again and this is when I am five when I was five, I had my first day of kindergarten it was fun I had lots of friends until my pa picked me up IN A RAINBOW CHEVY and when he walk out, he was wearing a neon green and pink tux, all my friends were laughing there brains out I was not. And then this hot chick came my way I thought that she was coming to kiss me but who can resist a man with handsome orange hair and and no muscles what so ever. But the hot chick was the principles daughter I was started to sing " my hot lady will u Mary me I love you so I love me? Will you Mary me" and that's when I hit the high note but I didn't go so well she slapped me in the face and then left me there so I never EVER went back to school since that day
I got home schooled until I was in grade one.