Heavy Sweetness Ash-Like Frost

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Chapter 2: The Fruit Comes Outside

I heard a 'bang' sound and that red-furred little beast got up. Glance more closely, I saw that it was a red-furred little fox, and before I had time to count how many tails it had, there was another 'bang', and the downy and velvety little paw in my hand instantly turned into a long and slender hand.

My gaze followed the hand upwards, and I saw that there was a fifteen or sixteen year old young man standing in front of me. He was wearing red, gauze robes, his lips were red and his teeth were white, his eyebrows were furrowed, and he stared at my hand for a long time, before he sighed lightly: "Ai, this old man has finally been sexually assaulted once in so many years, I feel very relieved, I feel very relieved."

Then, with tears streaming down his face, he grasped my hand back: "Which family's little immortal child are you? What is your name?"

I thought for a bit and even though he said "sexually assaulted", which I did not understand, I did not dare to pretend to be a "little immortal child". But to admit that I was merely a fairy in front of the Heavenly World's immortals was a bit disgraceful, so I lightly cleared my throat and said to him: "You can just call me Jin Mi. I cannot pose as a young immortal, but... um... I am just a semi-immortal." I've studied halfway to become an immortal, so isn't that just a semi-immortal? I was very pleased with this term that I had invented.

"Semi-immortal? It seems that I have napped a little too long, and there is now an additional immortal rank in the Heavenly World." Taking hold of my hand, he raised his eyes and looked around: "Isn't this Xu Feng's courtyard?! So it seems that you are Xu Feng's immortal attendant. I've always said that even though this baby Xu Feng does not have a good temper, his taste is superb. Look at the radiance of this immortal child that he has selected."

After saying this, he pinched my cheeks a little. I dodged him but was unable to evade him completely so I was a bit indignant: "I am not that scorched phoenix's immortal attendant, I am his benefactor."

"Benefactor?" That person's eyes lit up and he tugged my hand to sit down on the ground: "Come, come, come, Little Jin Mi, tell me. I love to listen to stories."

I shook my hand a bit, but could not shake free from that immortal fox's grasp, so I could only begin to tell him everything from beginning to end: "That phoenix was scorched and landed in the Flower World..."

"Tch, tch. A young sir in trouble." The fox shook his head and interrupted me.

"I bumped into..."

"Tch, tch. An attractive young attendant." The fox shook his head and interrupted me.

"I resuscitated him..."

"Tch, tch. An intimate kiss." The fox shook his head and interrupted me.

"After he woke up..." I turned my head to gaze at the fox, and seeing that he was looking at me tearfully with his chin propped against his palm, I continued to look at him. Looking here, looking there, he finally could not hold back anymore: "Why aren't you continuing to tell the story?"

"I'm waiting for your 'tch, tch'." I calmly replied.

Enlightened, he gave another "tch, tch" and I continued: "Then, the scorched phoenix brought me to the Heavenly World to repay his debt of gratitude to me."

"Tch, tch. So love sprouted in this way." The fox immortal shook his head, his face full of understanding. Suddenly, he clapped and hand and smiled: "Changing the classical outlook, I like this very much."

While he was clapping, I quickly withdrew the hand he was holding on to, and placed it under my nose to sniff it a little. Oh, there wasn't any of the rumored fox body odor. Then, the fox immortal searchingly gazed at me, from up to down, and said: "It's a pity that you are a male child, my Xu Feng is about to turn gay."