Henry Emily X William Afton

Henry- its just Micheal roasting the fuck out of his dad.

Thanks for 3k reads, have Micheal roasts his dad for 140+ words straight. Enjoy. Feel free to roast William.
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Micheal's Pov:
Me and Scott were laughing for a solid 5 minutes talking about how my dad, William, kissed Henry. What in Dante's 9 circles went through Henry's head to kiss William? He looks like an unattended chicken nugget, mouldy and soggy. He is a nasty fucker, why would a good man like Henry kiss a mouldy nugget?

I complained to Scott about it and Scott just said "maybe William possessed him i don't freaking know, this place had some weird vibes." And Scott is right the franchise does have some weird vibes, but I'm not sure William can possess someone. Anyway, I'm not angry at them I just think it's absolutely hilarious that a mouldy nugget can get with a man like Henry, that means I can get anyone I'd like to date me. Hah. No. Dating people is gross.

Back to William, he looks like a fucking grape that got run over by a rollercoaster. He looks like he got hit with a bus and ran over a couple of times more. He is a stinky rat man. He probably hasn't showered in 8 months. I'm surprised he hasn't grown mould on his arms. His hair looks if a rat styled it, he looks like a burnt Aubergine, he is so fucking ugly I can't believe he got married and slept with a person, like what the fuck, how the fuck did he create me!