What book are you reading?
Harry Potter.
That series is like ten thousand pages long. Why read the books when you can just watch the movies?
I don't know. Why breathe air when you know you're going to die?
YOU ARE READING
𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌 (for dummies!!)
Diversos𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌 - the ultimate guide of witty and sarcastic comebacks (or UGWSC, but abbreviations are overrated anyway) sarcasm /ˈsärˌkazəm/ noun: the brain's natural defense to the less intelligent