short storys #125

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Hinata:whats for lunch?

Tsukki:food generally

Hinata:no i mean what are u having

Tsukki:an unwanted conversation.

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Yaku:violence is never the answer

Yaku: its the the question

Yaku: and the answer is yes

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Iwa: ive been practing my signture can u help me

Oikawa:yea sure write it on this *hands*

Iwa:....this is a marrige seritcate

Oikawa:yea an what about?

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Hinata:*looks at lev* damn thats a big bitch

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Goshiki sobing:what do u want from me?!

*tendou an in the corner eating a kit kat the wrong way*

Goshiki:leave me alone!!

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*Hinata coming home 2.5 mins past his curfure*hey im home

Suga sitting in the dark:hey home im disappointed

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Kuroo:a cought is just a crunchy breath

Kenma looking up from his phone:ill never forgive u for this

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Noya:all women are queens!!

Atsuma:is she breaths shes a thot!!

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Akaashi:*over working himself*

Suga:come on before i treat u like a dog

Akaashi:u wouldnt

Suga:come on kaashi! *pats couch* hurry up!

Akaashi:*shakes head*

Suga:here or ill hit u with a shoe violenctly

Akaashi:bitch wha-

Suga:*gets shoe* did i fucking sutter

Akaashi:*sits on the couch*

Suga:good boy *puts shoe back on*

Akaashi:woof?

(Staring me as akaaahi and Suga_Mommas_child as suga)

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Lev: how dumb do they think we are?

Bokuto:sometimes akaashi send pictures of food instead of a shoping list.

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Kageyama: so one earlier hinata sneezed and i accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you'

Suga: how do accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'

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Bo:im sorry we cant hang out anymore

Akaashi:is it bc im gay?

Bo:no its bc im gay and ur VERY distracting
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Kuroo: u really are just a dumb snake

Daishou: and ur a dumb cat

Kuroo:cats are cute though

Daiahsou: then they fucked up on u

(Staring me as daishou & Suga_Mommas_child as kuroo xd)

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