They're all fake~(vigilante izu)

Gossip bros!

Aizawa pov~
I hear a few shuffles behind me as I'm jumping from building to building.I fling my scarf toward the sound cuz why n-bc I have to.
'How the fuck did that vigilante grab my scarf I was supposed to grab him dammit'
'Why it's nice bumping into u here Shota! Oh how long has it been two week?' He lets out his creepy chuckle.
Something is telling me that voice is fake.
(A/n:deku or well Shatter is using a voice changer so he sounds like 20-30)
'Problem child'
'No need to hiss and how are u so sure I'm a child?'he says twirling around
'U act like a child and ur a problem,therefore u are Problem Child.'
'How has ur day been Shota?' He asks creepily
'God where do I even start..tired problem child innocent bean glaring at me-WHICH DIDNT AFFECT ME AT ALL-if that's what ur thinking'
'Sure sure sure I'm gonna guess it's that green haired child huh i saw him on the news?'
'Yes it is why ur not going to target him you will have to go through me first' I am now holding my scarf like an idiot bc im so tired and just want to sleep but don't I always?
'OMG SHOTA CARING FOR HIS SO CALLED PROBLEM CHIL-mmMMm' great his spit on my scarf..not as bad as puke tho.
'Shut it also I can care for people'
'Mmmm-that's kinky also I have just come to the conclusion that...'
'I don't even wanna know I'm too tired for another problem child'
Shatter (Izu) pov-
'Anyways the conclusion is that we are now 'The Gossip Bros'
'Ugh what makes u think that?' I see I'm getting the hobos interest. So weird calling my teacher by his first name and sounding like a 20 yr old. What exactly have I gotten myself into?
'Idk bc we gossip duh?' This man doesn't seem to understand but like he's so antisocial doesn't even like hanging out with his high school friends(how I know that I maybe hacked into their system but that's ok, I can do worse)
'Ur just as annoying as the people that follow me around for some reason'
'Oooh gossip~ and TELL ME ABOUT IT!'i shout
'Idk they say there my best friends which I won't deny nor will I accept bc they can be hella annoying sometimes,plus the fact that my stupid problem children ship me with them which I do not like at all!'
'Is it bad I ship u with a pro hero that might be apart of ur little friend group that u might like anyways?'
'Nope nope nope get lost leave me alone!'wow hobos already pissed that's an achievement and a half!
'Don't worry ur little heart! It's only ur beloved sunshine buttercup 'zashi~' -cmon the smirk was necessary..the punch in the stomach dam that hurt and a blushing mess in front of me-'bad teacher this is child abuse!'
'What the fuck are u even saying, so like ur a fucking child! If u are u could get yourself killed-'
'I might be a child I might not but there's one thing and that's that I'm the most feared vigilante who's best friends with the most feared UA teacher!'
'I never told u which school..' shit he seems alert now but I'm smart soooo-
'It's kind of obvious shit head that u need some coffee and so do I bc a few minutes ago I stated that I saw ur main problem child on the news dumbass!'
That earned me a smack on the head but it was totally worth making THE Eraserhead feel like a dumb shit! Sorry teach that's how shatter rolls!
'Also did u just say and I quote 'MY problem children-MY'

Kick in the stomach totally worth it when u get to see ur teacher flushed. Can't wait to tell my kids this 'u know when I was a teenager I was killing people as karma for a living and made best friends with my teacher who had no idea it was me! I even got him to blush-in embarrassment ofc-u dirty rats now scatte-'

'U done muttering bc this time I heard a little bit of words who the fuck were u telling to scatter off?'
'Hush child hush let's go get some coffee or I'll accidentally kill people that should've only gotten a beatin-'
'Ur a child u must be insane to laugh and not flinch doing this?'
Shorttimeskiplinechanout-
And we are now sat in an old bar that is abandoned with coffee that to our luck was left there!
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Hope u liked this book mighty readers-
Esme-Chan out
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