Mum: will you ever date or marry?
Me: I would start to date if boys were more like this. If they had Harry styles's hair, Liam Payne's body, Louis Tomlinson's jokes, Zayn Malik's everything and Niall Horan's eyes.
Mum: you just described one direction and that won't ever happened.
Me: then I guess I'm never gonna date. So just deal with it. *eats a chocolate bar like a boss*
