Sammi Asks!

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My good friend Sammi asks: How close are all of you?

Dave: it depends on who you are talking about. Some of us are as close as two dicks in an asshole. And some we would rather them be hit by a bus.

Rose: Sadly I agree with David. It all depends.

Jade: exactly! sometimes we want to kill each other. But we still love and care for each other.

John: I think that we are all close! :B

Dirk: Well some of the trolls tried to kill me. I guess I'm only close to my best friends and my little bro's friends.

Jake: Im close to everyone i guess hmm it might depend on who sometimes

Roxy: if ppl bring me a drank then theyll be my bff. *drink*

Jane: oh! Everyone is super close to me. unless they aren't. :B

Bro: Eh?

Gamzee: AlL tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS aRe My BrOs :o)

Nepeta: :33 < *ac frowns but answers with grumpy purr.* Im close with only a handful of people. While others are mean and rude and I would rather not talk about them.

Equius: ...

Terezi: 1T D3P3NDS ON WHO 1T 1S. 1 M34N W3 4LL TR13D TO K1LL ON3 4NOTH3R 4T SOM3 PO1NT ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 >:P

Feferi: We are kinda like a family. --Even though we want to kill each other sometimes.

Eridan: Wwell, if you ask me. I wwould rather destory all the landdwwellers and keep all the sea dwwelling trolls wwith me. But I wwould get lonely in the sea. I'd try to be close to the others.

Vriska: Noooooooo! Were arent close at all. I h8 almost all of those losers. I did say almost all. I like the humans. but thats it. i dont want to get to mushy here. Gog!

Karkat: MOST OF THESE GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SHITTY POSERS AND NOOKWHIFFING FUCKFACES. BUT I GUESS THEY'RE MY FRIENDS SO I HAVE TO GET ALONG WITH THEM.

Sollux: ii would rather not 2ay how clo2e we are. that would go agaiin2t my whole entiire beiing.

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Thanks Sammi! I lurve ya so much. I left Mituna out because, I'm losing my Mitunaness, sorry!- RockedBlubloodedGirl

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